butter beatoff

the process of cutting a hole in the bottom of a LARGE bucket of popcorn sticking your dick through it and letting the other person give you a hand job

made famous by Kevin Hart in his comedy special: Zero Fucks Given

butter beatoff:
Ha-ha! Ah. A butter beat-off. I know that's right. a butter beat-off

by butter beatoff November 18, 2020

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Buttering

It's the opposite of a roast. While people in a roasting event would gather up to make fun of a single person, a buttering event has people gather up to adore, praise, and talk good about that person. Sometimes, it's extended to include everyone, so that each person has a chance to receive a variety of compliments. You can't talk bad about someone at a buttering event. The worst you can get to talking bad about someone is constructive criticism, guidence, and maybe a compliment sandwhich.

Coworker 1: Hey. Have you heard that the Coolerman and The Boss were feeling sad lately

Coworker 2: Yeah. They were feeling underappreciated, lonely, and unconfident.

Coworker 3: I have an idea! Let's have a buttering.

Coworker 1 and Coworker 2: That's a great idea!

Coworker 1: That way, they would feel more appreciated.

Coworker 2: A buttering event sounds perfect!

* later that day.

All: Surprise!!!

Coolerman and The Boss: This is so unexpected!

Coworker 7: Coolman is so awesome, he helped me with some paperwork

Coworker 5: The Boss is so cool, he gave me a day off when I was feeling sick.

Coworker 8: Coolman is so fantastic, he helped organize my daughter's birthday party.

Coworker 9: The Boss and Coolman are so cool, they're indestructable!
ect.

by HawiianPunch1 February 15, 2014

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Tuna Butter

Tuna Butter or TB, is the combination of anal sweat and vaginal secretions that forms a thick, creamy, white substance between the two. This vile mixture produces the unmistakable smell of putrid fish.

Hey Liz, don't forget to shower after you run, I don't need to smell that nasty ass Tuna Butter.

by NO TB for ME August 7, 2010

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guns and butter

A classic model of the production possibility curve by using the relationship between "guns", or military spending, and "butter", or food supplies, in a nation's expenditures, in order to demonstrate that the increase of one relies on the decrease of the other.

Melvin: Guns are real estate,the stock,artwork stuff that apreciates with value, what's the butter cars clothes jewelry all that other bullshit that don't mean shit after you buy it...Thats what its all about. Guns and butter, baby! You little dumb motherfuckers.

by Mikey515025 July 12, 2011

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butterz

(adj) The cool, laid back guy in a group of male friends. Usually bald and/or losing hair. In some instances, he may sport a wave. He may be from any race or ethnic background.

A butterz kind of guy is respected for his music and liquor preferences. They are extremely passionate about professional sports franchises as well "beer games" (noting to excel in beer pong).

Some "butterzes" may be inclined to enjoy the "earth smoke".

Dude #1: "Hey, did you hear what that butterz just said about the new Belvedere Vodka?!"

Dude #2: "Yeah, it was shit."

Dude #1: "He knows his stuff!"

Dude #2: "We should hangout with him more. I have a feeling he'd make a perfect butterz for our crew!"

by derPhilth January 15, 2010

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