open for business

(n.) One within the age of coquetry and over the age of legal sexual consent. Between jailbait and being too old too fuck. Particularly used to descibe easy young ladies.

Lindsey has been open for business for quite a while, haven't you been sucked dry yet?

by Kung-Fu Jesus June 15, 2004

whats the business

A slang term used to inquire on the current status of one's being.

Originated in baltimore, by Khari

www.whatsthebusiness.com

yo what up my homey, whats the business?

by Khari January 12, 2004

bad business

too bad

"lost your job? that's bad business."

by lauren August 30, 2003

Sir Busy

Any friend of yours who's pretending to be too busy to IM or Email during business hours.

Kaho's been acting like Sir Busy since he got his new job in LA.

by chasingbrucelee April 30, 2009

artificially busy

1. Feeling like you have been extremely busy and you have no time for anything fun any more but never accomplishing anything.

2. A person who says that they cant do anything with you because they are busy but they dont actually have anything to do.

Person 1: "man i have been so busy but i have just watched tv all day"

Person 2: "Oh thats just an artificially busy day"

Or
Person 1: "Hey do you want to go to the movies later?"
Person 2: "No thanks man Ive got stuff to do"
Person 3: "No you dont, youre just artificially busy"
Person 1: "Dude, thats lame!"

by Jessy-ka October 6, 2005

Business Card

Something exhibiting a horrendous smell.

It smells like business card in here, did someone fart?

by PeterPatrelli February 21, 2007

Business Sexy

Clothing that hyper-accentuates a woman’s figure and cleavage. From a distance it appears professional. The goal is to confuse and distract male coworkers and customers’ making them do anything the woman wants.

Tina’s looking business sexy, she must be meeting with Jon in hopes of helping with the new account he landed.

by Jon Carl July 13, 2009