Bruce

Bruce is an awsome person. He is kind,loveing,and respectful. He knows how to let lose,however he should always be taken seriously.Bruce is deffently NOT your average joe,and a complete foil of most guys. Heres a shocker he actully cares about people other than himself! Bruce is kind and loveing to his family and friends, and will always have your back. Over all Bruce is a completly amazing person!

Girl1: This guy is sweet, caring, and attractive!
Girl2: wow! Let me guess his name is bruce right?
Girl1: yes! how did you know?
Girl2: cause only totally amazing people are named bruce.

by Maddie2011 February 1, 2009

FC Barcelona

An absolutely brilliant football team who play one of the most attractive football in the world. Barcelona was founded in 1899 and has since become a Catalan institution which henceforth brought foward the club's motto "Més que un club"(More than a club). They are currently coached by Frank Rijkaard who has brought forth much talent such as Ronaldinho, Eto'o, Deco, Lionel Messi and youngsters Gio dos Santos and Bojan Krkic. FC Barcelona is the pride of Catalonian football.

FC Barcelona fan 1: Did you see Barca smash that team on the weekend?

FC Barcelona fan 2: Yeah, Barca ate them up for breakfast, lunch and tea.

by Ricky-D December 2, 2007

Bruce Hornsby

American singer, musician, and songwriter from Williamsburg Virginia. Quite possibly the greatest piano player in the history of time, Hornsby and his band 'the Range' had several top 5 hits in the late 80's including "Mandolin Rain", "the Valley Road", and Hornsby's signature song, "the Way It Is". Hornsby made over 100 on stage appearances with the Greatful Dead. He has also played piano on several songs by different artists, including Don Henley's "End of the Innocence".

Man, I would let David Beckham kick me square in the nuts to play the piano like Bruce Hornsby.

by Mr.Bananagrabber May 26, 2006

Bruce Gender

the name given when a woman is so muscular, so ripped, to the point of being borderline man-ish, that in lieu of a mustache or other body hair, it is hard to identify what gender they are or most identify with.

I was at the front desk of my gym waiting to get a protein bar when I noticed I was standing in the shadow of the person behind me. They were soooo big, I couldn't tell if it was a man, woman, or just another Bruce Gender situation.

by Capt Kewl August 9, 2015

bruce the bus driver

Bruce the bus driver is an evil man he loves little children and loves sucking lily pops he will chew on your toes and eat sloppy hamburgers

Bruce the bus driver is evil!

by Boy on the bus March 7, 2017

bruce job

the act of rubbing ones penis up and down the collar bone of their partner whilst tonging their ear until ejaculation

'hey andy, that bruce job you gave me last night was ... just awful'

by sling arm January 23, 2009

Buce

Adjective, used to describe something that is excellent, particularly apt when the excellence was unexpected.

"Walking home last night I bumped into these two Finnish sisters looking for a houseparty and ended up shagging them both in some guys spare room!"

"Fucking hell mate, buce!"

Also used as a subtle, quick method of agreement in situations where a longer and more enthusuastic response would be inappropriate or even dangerous. Such as letting your mate know you clocked that bird with the big knockers that just walked past when you're with your girlfriend.

A knowing look might be passed and a quick "buce!"

by buce m8 January 5, 2008