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Back Alley Buffet

When a bunch of old homeless men eat anything ANYTHING edible or non-edible out of the dumpster.
Ugh! Last night I was taking a shortcut home and saw a bunch of homeless men having a back alley buffet. They even at a fucking rat!
by WoLfBaNdIt February 27, 2018
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Butt Nut Buffet

Sexual act involving at least 2 people, usually 3 or more, where one or more participants proceed to consume the male ejaculate out of the asshole of another counterpart which just had one or more men climax into
Guy 1: "Yo Bro, check that girl out! she looks so hungry!"

Guy 2: "did you mean to say thirsty??"

Guy 1: No man, she looks like she's ready for a huge 'butt nut buffet!'"
by Carotenuto June 9, 2018
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Buffet Squirrel

One who secretly packs away items from a buffet into a bag, purse, or satchel for later consumption.
example: Caleb was eying the plate of chocolate croissants before the last of them were emptied into the purse of the buffet squirrel .
Buffet Squirrel = Food Stealer
by Nathan Drack January 25, 2019
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open buffet islam

Open buffet Islam Is a new unofficial form of islam practised by some modern Muslims in which they choose what they like from Islam and leave what they don't like.
Open buffet Muslims tend to live an open and free life away from the normal Islamic restrictions, they do however choose to live by these teachings in Ramadan, and abandon them right after the month is over.

They do this due to their love of life combined with their Islamic nurturing and need for spirituality,but when confronted they would claim that islam is the one true perfect religion and they chose it as a guide for their lives, failing to ever live by its teachings cause they are, well they are humans who love to live.
-What do you mean Sally is fasting today? She was drinking with us last week
* Yeh she's like a part of those open buffet Islam people don't be surprised
by lebphoenix June 27, 2015
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Peter Pan Buffet

When two very ugly people are anal fucking, the disgusting male rubs his dandruff on the girls ass representing pixie dust.
Man this comic convention is awesome, and I kinda want to go give that girl a Peter Pan Buffet.
by Strazar March 1, 2011
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jimmy buffett

Not only one of the most talented song writers/singers ever. But an incredible author as well, writing books such as Tales From Margaritaville, Where in the World is Joe Bama, and a select few other titles.
Often mislabeled as a country singer, he has an incredibly wide variety of songs that are very nice to listen to as you wind down your busy day.
Jimmy Buffett is by far the best artist I have ever heard of.
by Romanfool November 22, 2007
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hot buffet

Similar to a hot lunch, a buffet involves the act of shitting, pissing and vomiting on your partners chest.
by verbatim April 8, 2005
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