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John Buckle

He loves and gives affection to his best friend’s whenever they need it. He also has 2 of his greatest friends in the entire world. Super and Mirny. He likes to hang out with them both and feels like he wants to come over and visit them. So he can give them love and affection. If this guy is you’re friend, then you’re SUPER lucky. Since he always wants to hang out with you and be your very fantastic friend.
“Hey John Buckle, how’s it going.”

“It’s been going bad until I messaged YOU!”

“qwq”
by John (Friends with Mirny) March 22, 2021
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Ass buckling

When you tighten your ass to the point where you feel immense pain.
Did you hear Gabe’s ass buckling last night?
by Dewsion October 3, 2017
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Buckle scene

When your baked out of your fucking mind and you don’t know what Is happening
Yoooooo that was a complete buckle scene last night n chiiiiiii yo
by Nav's #1 fan June 4, 2019
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Twisty Buckle

A twisty Buckle is when a woman grabs a man's entire package and twists it 180 degrees to the right during a make-out sesh under the bleachers at a County Fair while the song "she thinks my tractor's sexy" plays in the background.
Ah man, dju hear Jed scream when Suzie gave'm that dang'ol twisty Buckle again?!
by WordsHoleWisdom February 28, 2018
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IM BOUTA FINNA USE MY MAGICAL WHIP THAT HAS A BUCKLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by PencilBuzz June 14, 2022
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Fuckle Buckle

To call someone a Cumster or your side hoe in a western way.
Yeah I'll bring my fuckle buckle to the party.
by real_andre April 18, 2019
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Anal Buckling Shit

Anal Buckling Shit, or ABS for short, are the ones that leave you feeling exhausted and week on the toilet, usually with the unfortunate victim being in a cold sweat, digging their fingernails into their thighs and praying to whatever God will listen to their cries of agony.

For a shit to be considered an ABS it must have multiple things:
*Initial shit has no gas, just a chocolate shotgunning of the inside of the bowl.
*Your balls/taint get absolutely chocolate washed
*There's barely any solid stool in the toilet the damage is done
*underside of the seat has shit on it
*after wiping and standing up, you feel a sharp pain and a gurgle and immediately have to sit back down

Nobody is quite certain how ABS occurs. It can be a symptom of Irritable bowel syndrome compounded with eating alot of greasy foods, on a particularly hot/humid day, or it can be from having a destroyed asshole from too many violent bowel movements.
I had 3 Dortio Tacos from Taco Bell and chased it with a hot coffee on a 95 degree day with 85% humidity. What followed minutes after was an Anal Buckling Shit that put the Death Star's explosion to shame.
by Greasyfoodinthebowl January 19, 2025
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