Brown Eye Tenderizer 

Brown eye tenderizer- someone that likes to have their anus or brown eye, repeatedly assaulted by a fist.

Brown eye tenderizer. That guy really likes his asshole punched. He is a fan of the brown eye tenderizer.

Brown Eye Tenderizer by GravyTrain2231 February 18, 2020

Brown Mile

a magical place you visit with special friends, that rarely any of the involved parties will fully remember.

Dude, I just took a trip down the brown mile. Who are all these people here? 🤔🤔

Brown Mile by BrownMileTourGuide February 20, 2020

Brown Snatch 

When the pussy lips are burnt like roast beef.

When the external lining of the vagina is dark dark brown.

Dark beef curtains (brown box, brown snatch)

shit shes got a brown snatch!!

damn! dogs, cows, sheep, pig, horses all have brown snatch!

hi jeff; Do asian girls have brown snatch?

Brown Snatch by Tony Hughes November 16, 2005

Brown Pen 

Similar to a poop cock, a brown pen is when a male will insert his penis into another person's anus and come out with feces partially or fully coating the head of his penis.

Man 1: "Hey, dude don't do anal with Jane."
Man 2: "Why not? She's a fox!
Man 1: "Cause she gives a nice brown pen."

Brown Pen by Fester Burnham May 31, 2009

Brown Ops 

An alternative method of playing Call of Duty: Black Ops that involves playing said game while sitting on the toilet taking a dump.

Player 1: (making grunting noises) Two guys heading for the C flag.

Player 2: Dude are you okay over there?

Player 1: Yeah, I'm just shitting while playing.

Player 2: How's your brown ops coming along?

Player 1: Pretty good. Apparently dropping a deuce is helping my KD ratio.

Brown Ops by Mick the Dick October 18, 2011

Brown Zeppelin

huge turd that blows your ass appart

that Brown Zeppelin tore my ass up

Brown Zeppelin by Southernheathen March 7, 2013

Brown Fart 

(verb) To shit accidentally while attempting to fart.

(noun) Fecal matter accidentally expelled while farting.

I had to rush home from the mall because my attempt at crop dusting turned into a brown fart.

Brown Fart by joey's mommy December 15, 2008