Brendan

A sonic fan who been sending dick pics so long that he started in 5th grade and is tall I guess...
Girl 1: Omg Brendan is so cute!
Girl 2: Bitch you need a good guy and you shouldn’t date my ex
Girl 1: PSH I didn’t want to date him!! I just think he is cute cause his tall!
Girl 2: Sure...
by Brendan’s_Ex July 02, 2018
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Brendan is a Deformed Teletubby
by GormandEgg March 29, 2022
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Brendan is a lovely guy he is funny and caring towards his mates but cant take a joke. Brendan loves his year 14 year old girls, is that smart that some people call him mega-mind and absolutely loves male dogs.
WOW did you see what that guy did to his male dog? Yeah he must following Brendan
by Abka September 28, 2017
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Brendan is a outstanding wimpy boy. But he is very strong on the inside. If you have a Brendan in your life go up to him and introduce yourself, they will be happy to be your friend! Brendan's are very nerdy. They are usually the most smartest kids in the whole school, but they are very kind and get strait As.

When he's with his girlfriend, he acts 10 TIMES as nicer. He will do anything for the person he loves, or people who are close to him.
He is amazing. No doubt. He almost never gets mad unless you hurt him first.

Brendan's are amazing people. If you ever get in a fight with Brendan, don't worry! He will get over it quickly and you might even become best buddies!
If you know a Brendan, you are very lucky!
Girl 1: Brendan's my world. He means everything to me! He is SO AMAZING!!!
Girl 2: He used to be mine. But then we broke up, but me and him are still good friends!!
Girl 3: Brendan and me are close buddies. I would never ever want to change that!
Girl 4: Isn't that the wimpy nerdy kid? Yeah, he's great!
by gx jbtekd, October 02, 2018
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He has a fat ass, sexiest male ever and is the Pudding Man also known as the messiah
is that brendan, holy shit hes the so hot, can i suck on his toes
by Da Pudding Man July 07, 2020
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That dude who slaps his own ass during straight sex.
He is very straight. "WOW Brendan is so hot and seems straight"-Straight woman who isn't transgender
by HypersMyth August 15, 2018
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