ass booger

see "dingle berry"

I thought I wiped pretty good, but dang if I didn't have an ass-booger or two left-over!

by bait April 1, 2004

boogers

bunch of stuff under the nose

hey look at dem boogers

by sergio gregory October 15, 2003

professional booger picker

A profession listed on job applications to avoid getting the job to continue collecting unemployment.

During a job interview, walk in with a plate of boogers. When the interviewer asks about the plate, tell them "I used to wipe them on my pants, but that's just gross." I'm a professional booger picker.

by ferrdog April 11, 2008

Booger Eater

Nickname created by ESPN Radio host Colin Cowherd targeted at Wrestling Fans. Nothing more immature than a middle aged man calling a group a people "booger eaters".

Colin Cowherd: Wrestling Fans are nothing but booger eaters.
Me: I'm a wrestling fan and I've never eaten a booger since I was 10. I wouldn't call anyone a booger eater with your face. It looks like you've been eating boogers for the past 40 years!

by BMAC4395 July 7, 2011

Pussy Boogers

Small globs of toilet paper in the vagina resulting from not wiping thoroughly.

Could you please remove those pussy boogers before I eat?

by roberto September 18, 2003

booger eater

An enemy in wartime... usually of Middle-eastern descent. Commonly used among American troops for Iraqi insurgents.

"Yo, Dog, me and the creature must have killed us like 15 booger eaters today."

by James Patrick Sullivan Mahan October 22, 2006

booger butt

when you blow your nose on toilet paper first and then wipe your butt with it and the boogers get stuck in your butt and when you fart a snot bubble comes out.

person 1: is it wrong to wipe your butt with the same piece of toilet paper you blew your nose with?
person 2: nah man, that just makes you a booger butt.

by booogerbutt December 19, 2009