busted bitches

Extremely fugly hoes that will cause cars to crash in the streets. A desperate guy would only fuck them if they had a paper bag on their head.

Those girls had nice racks, but man they were busted bitches.

by Katie April 24, 2005

Bitches on retainer

When a male has multiple females ready to talk, hang out with, but most importantly... fuck. Usually this phrase will be used when a guy is successfully playing the field and scoring a lot of bitches snapchats from the bars.

Hell yeah brother, I’ve got some bitches on retainer right now!

by Alexthegreatt October 19, 2020

ultimatly bitched

ruined, killed, owned

Sabrina was ultimatly bitched by Sammy during war.

by D shus December 8, 2004

deuces bitches

A way to say goodbye and let people know you're leaving. Usually with two middle fingers held up together.

Alright I'm out of here yo, deuces bitches

by Mr. Wright1331 June 3, 2016

Bitches Be Crazy

One of the only phrases a man can say to comfort himself after a woman does something irrational, ignorant, or insane. It is used to laugh away the confusion a "bitch" inflicts upon a perfectly sane man.

Marcus: "Taylor is driving me crazy man! She doesn't make any sense."
Jordan: "Well, you know how it goes man..."
Marcus: "Yeah, bro..."
Jordan: "Bitches be crazy."

by Lord of the Disco March 5, 2011

BitchCon

The BITCH readiness CONdition (BitchCon) is a measure of the female activation and readiness level. It describes progressive postures for interpersonal use. BitchCons are matched to the situations of severity. Standard peacetime protocol is BitchCon 5, descending in increasingly severe situations. BitchCon 1 represents expectation of actual imminent attack, and should only be declared in the most critical circumstances.

"My man forgot to take out the trash again, and he left his dishes in the sink."

"Looks like you better go to BitchCon 3 to get things done around your house."

by Margaret C. January 7, 2009

Hey Bitches!

An exclamation used in the form of a greeting, especially amongst gay men. The phrase is generally used to address a group of gay friends, usually conveyed with great enthusiasm. The expression first gained popularity on YouTube due to frequent use by, YouTube celebrity, William Sledd. The singular variant of “Hey Bitch!” is rarely used colloquially, as it can be mistaken for hostility.

"Hey Bitches! How's it going?"

"Hey Bitches! Have you Bitches seen my cell phone?"

by eros9love December 25, 2008