Self-bidet

When a girl slouches back to pee on her butthole after taking a shit, effectively rinsing away the poop.

Jenny self-bidetted in the girl’s locker room.

by Tagger:P December 07, 2021

Reverse Bidet

The exact polar opposite of a bidet; instead of being sprayed with a stream of fresh water from your toilet, you spray your toilet with a high-pressure stream of hot diarrhea.

1. I painted my girlfriends toilet with a Reverse Bidet.

2. Never lift the seat after a Reverse Bidet.

by SpankyJones September 03, 2020