Satanic Bible

Written by Anton LaVey; philosophy book of the Church of Satan.

I follow the Satanic Bible.

by Kain May 9, 2004

Bible Dip

To Bible dip is to ask God a question about anything, then open the Bible to any page and point at a random word with your eyes shut. After your word is looked at by someone else you open your eyes and translate what the word means in relationship to your question.

"Hey mom, should we have fish sticks for dinner?"
"I don't know, let's do a Bible Dip."
*Does Bible dip*
"It says Awakening, as in awakening your taste buds, which therefore means we should have fish sticks for dinner."

by Linzee_In_Wonderland March 13, 2009

The Holy Bible

it is simply Shrek 3

Joe: dude lets watch the holy bible
Deez: DOOOD I LOVE SHREK 3

by APY3R January 10, 2022

bible basher

A bible basher is one who lives their life by the bible, and tries to force the bible upon all they meet.

Most americans are bible bashers, especially the president.

by Nick1111 January 26, 2008

Bible Bangers

Bible Bangers are either:

1) Students majoring in biblical studies
or
2) People who decide that conforming to thier own personal faith should be pushed upon everyone in the world.

1)
Tom: Ed, you and your peeps want to go out drinking?
Ed: Can't man, we are all bible bangers and we have too much homework, plus the bible says we can't drink.

2)
Tom: What's up?
Ed: Nothing, I am just reading up on the new testimate, hey, you should read too. If you don't, you'll go to hell
Tom: You're such a bible banger!

by Ryan Anthony May 28, 2006

The Holy Bible

awesomely amazing album by the manic street preachers released in 1994, in which every track is a gem.

"Dude, the Holy Bible is awesome"

"I agree. It rox shiz"

by im a loser October 16, 2008

its in the bible

if no1 believes what ur sayin and u decide to just drop it just say its in the bible

Me:hey i fucked her i swear!
Jim:no u didnt stfu!
Me:u know what fuck u its in the bible

by funnyfuckman October 2, 2008