Bernie Sanders Post-Nut Clarity

When you've just nutted and a Bernie Sanders video pops up in your notifications.

1: "Bro.. I just nutted and a Bernie Sanders video came up in my notifications, I have Bernie Sanders Post-Nut Clarity now..."
2: "Huh?"

by The Real Magician March 31, 2025

Bernie

Lord of the donkeys

Pewdiepie’s pet donkey who died in battle because of that dyslexic witch.
He is also a fan of dirt

Pewdiepie: Bernie we ride to battle
Witch: im about to end this whole Finlay’s career

by Nute Gunray February 5, 2021

Bernie Macking

To provide woman with a sexual encounter for three minutes and tell them they are on their own if they didn't get theirs. "I got mine, you should have got yours".
From the Kings of Comedy Tour.

I said to my wife, "How about a some Bernie Macking tonight?...She says cool, I will get the dildo ready to finish what you can't".

by Hot Rod 40 April 30, 2014

Bernie

A boy with a millimeter defender.

He has a Bernie size penis

by BIGPPSQUAD November 30, 2021

Bernie Fabriccio

If Bert and Ernie's bastard son had a baby with Fabio and Iggy Pop's bastard love-child, it would look and sound like my neighbor.

Shut the fuck up and go to sleep Bernie Fabriccio.

by ChocolateRainIceCreamCone September 27, 2018

Pull a Bernie

Jacking old folks on the streets or in the board rooms.

Hoodlum: Hey Jack, pull out the wallet or I'll blast yo' old ass!
Old Guy: Look son, Bernie Madoff beat you to it...
Hoodlum: Damn...

Person #1: Did you hear about Jimmy pulling a Berine last night?

Person #2: So...did he pull a bernie?

Person #3: He tried to jack an old dude, but Bernie Madoff already jacked his ass!

by YatM July 24, 2009

Bernie

The opposite of a scumbag

Bernie is the opposite of a scumbag

by Second cousin of dragons February 20, 2021