Meat Blender

The act of sticking multiple penis's in a cooking pot and stirring them around with a wooden spoon and olive oil.

Wow my sister got home from college last week, boy were there were alot of meat blenders...

by nmsnow65 September 6, 2010

Shaft Blender

when a female blows multiple guys and spits all of the ejaculation from each guy into a blender to pour into her own vagina and live the mystery of who the father is.

person 1: whose the father of that boy?
person 2: no one knows, his mom was a shaft blender.

by STSgaming June 25, 2016

erin bellinger

erin bellinger poops her pants every 5 minutes

person 1: ew what’s that smell
dylan pearce: erin bellinger probably

please publish this it would mean so much

by gurgletimmygurgle December 10, 2018

Brick in a Blender

A phrase that may be used to the extent of you wildest imagination. It is malleable so that you can make it mean whatever you want.

Geez Bill, you look like a brick in a blender!

Did Kathy do a brick in a blender with you?

by TheRaptor$ October 28, 2011

Caught in the Blender

When you are caught in a cyclic scheme, trap, or any encompassing phenomenon that is just having its way with you. Whatever that thing is trying to do to you, it does it, repeatedly.

The Instagram algorithms have me caught in the blender by showing me anime tiddies on the explore page.

by niquil November 9, 2021

Leaving the lid off the blender

To leave the lid off the blender is to invite disaster by rushing into something unprepared. It comes from the mess created by forgeting to check the lid is on properly on a blender leading to the walls getting coated in whatever it contained.

Guy 1: Dude! You didn't revise?
Guy 2: Yeah I know, I'm totally leaving the lid off the blender.

by whatifweasel March 20, 2009

Belvedere

A word used to describe the utter disappointment felt when, after years of anticipation, only garbage is found inside a time capsule. Can also refer to the disappointment one feels when their highly anticipated date turns sour. Reference source: The 50 year time capsule buried in Tulsa, OK contained the rusted corpse of a Belvedere vehicle.

Debi: I can't wait until they open the time capsule. I bet those items will be worth millions.
Mark: (On the opening of the capsule). No, Debi...it is just a bunch of prom dress catalogs and baseball cards. And everything is all wet. Looks like they Belvedered this one, too.

by Debi Rowland March 26, 2008