When they win, the fans are CONVINCED that every other team sucks and the Bears will win the Super Bowl.
When they lose, it's the referee's fault, or the quarterback's fault, and the Bears did not get beaten, because they could have won the whole time. When the Bears are knocked out of the playoffs, fans claim that they don't really care and automatically become die hard fans of the favored Super Bowl contender.
The only team with fans that will brag about an 8-8 season.
The only team that can produce 50 yards of total offense and still win.
The only team that can win 4 games in a row and still have nobody take them seriously.
The only team that can get beaten on the field all game and win with one lucky play.
The only team that claims that they are still better than the team that just won the Super Bowl.
The only team that has a song written about how much they suck.
When they lose, it's the referee's fault, or the quarterback's fault, and the Bears did not get beaten, because they could have won the whole time. When the Bears are knocked out of the playoffs, fans claim that they don't really care and automatically become die hard fans of the favored Super Bowl contender.
The only team with fans that will brag about an 8-8 season.
The only team that can produce 50 yards of total offense and still win.
The only team that can win 4 games in a row and still have nobody take them seriously.
The only team that can get beaten on the field all game and win with one lucky play.
The only team that claims that they are still better than the team that just won the Super Bowl.
The only team that has a song written about how much they suck.
The Chicago Bears have not won a Super Bowl in over 20 years, yet fans still claim that they are the best team in the league.
They have so many records because they have been in the league for so long.
The Bears still suck.
They have so many records because they have been in the league for so long.
The Bears still suck.
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