A tall privileged white boy who uses BecauseLogic as their usernames in video games . BecauseLogic's tend to be terrible memers and think they are being Ironic a lot of the time.
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In the journal dated 1867, the author writes from to France in the Quaker City trip, when he made port at Marseille ...
The author was attempting describe an abrupt departure from a rather civil and drool social engagement. " I must confess that my social graces were tainted by three days with out sleep. While my guests sailing vessel was far more superior than any paddle wheeler I had navigated, the walls were paper thin. While the French often brag about their sexual prowess, I had to endure the amorous utterances of a newly wed couple in the adjacent cabin". In his journal , the author proposes that the couple "Beau" and "Dee" were mustering up a super human performance of carnal choreography. Prior to quickly putting on his jacket and hat, journal's author proclaimed to his guest that his lethargic behaviour was due to succumbing to a high exposure of the "beaudeohdoux".
In the journal dated 1867, the author writes from to France in the Quaker City trip, when he made port at Marseille ...
The author was attempting describe an abrupt departure from a rather civil and drool social engagement. " I must confess that my social graces were tainted by three days with out sleep. While my guests sailing vessel was far more superior than any paddle wheeler I had navigated, the walls were paper thin. While the French often brag about their sexual prowess, I had to endure the amorous utterances of a newly wed couple in the adjacent cabin". In his journal , the author proposes that the couple "Beau" and "Dee" were mustering up a super human performance of carnal choreography. Prior to quickly putting on his jacket and hat, journal's author proclaimed to his guest that his lethargic behaviour was due to succumbing to a high exposure of the "beaudeohdoux".
Well I am certainly happy that the guest room is down the other hallway because I definitely do not want to be kept awake by them doing the "beaudeohdoux"
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Matt: bro why are you going so slow.
John: cause there's traffic.
Matt: well you better "because racecar"
John: cause there's traffic.
Matt: well you better "because racecar"
by SaVaGe NePhIlIm October 29, 2017
Get the because racecar mug.Something you say sarcastically to your boss when they constantly ask you to do work that's not in your job description or some lazy co-workers'responsibility.
Boss: Hey Steve, can you go pick me up a birthday card for my wife?
Steve: Because that's on my resume.
Boss: Hi Mary, Steve screwed up our quarterly stats again. Do me a fave and fix it by tomorrow?
Mary: (sarcastic eye-roll) Yeah because that's on my resume! Glad Steve makes $10G's more than me.
Steve: Because that's on my resume.
Boss: Hi Mary, Steve screwed up our quarterly stats again. Do me a fave and fix it by tomorrow?
Mary: (sarcastic eye-roll) Yeah because that's on my resume! Glad Steve makes $10G's more than me.
by Ediberto May 21, 2018
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The word that absolutely no child wants to hear when there parents give them a reason for saying no.
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Get the Because mug.The ultimate b**ls**t reason that someone in authority impatiently tells you to forcibly pressure you to consume/do something you detest, such as insipidly chomp through a huge bowl of oatmeal, choke down hard/sticky/bitter medicine-pills/powder/syrup, bake in the sun for extended periods, attend school/church, meet/interact with someone whom you fear/dislike, or any other acutely-disagreeable action of dubious --- and still largely unproven, in many cases --- effectiveness or benefit.
Using the age-old "because it's good for you" reasoning to convince someone to perform one or more disagreeable tasks --- especially if you cannot be totally certain that said procedure actually is indeed necessary/appropriate/effective for that particular person, and in those particular circumstances --- has always been an unwise and hurtful procedure; not only may it needlessly subject the "sufferer" to untold misery, but it also can often cause the agonized "victim" to totally turn away from and obsessively do the exact opposite of said practices/procedures (such as entirely shunning "health foods" like vegetables in favor of junk foods like chips and soda, or tempestuously refusing to hear or discuss anything even remotely alluding to religion) just as soon as he gets old enough to begin making his own decisions, and cause him to live an exceedingly unhealthy and "intellectually isolated" lifestyle. Plus it is an especially tragic mistake in current times, when there now exist so many far-more-palatable alternatives to the "basic 'n' boring" past methods of carrying out said "necessary tortures", such as using fun educational videos instead of having to tediously bury one's nose in a dusty book, or administering pleasant-flavored herbal/medicinal beverages instead of following a horridly "strict 'n' mundane" Puritan-type diet.
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