Beave

To accidentally flash vagina at someone.

It was gonna be a normal Thursday night until I beaved half the wait-staff at Chili's. Now I'm 4 free margaritas deep.

by dwhale84 June 26, 2009

dumb beaver

A woman who is, at her very core, stupid and/or ignorant. Normally this word is used toward women who are over forty. It is not often used toward younger women or women in their teens. "Dumb" refers to a person who cannot speak, and most dumb beavers talk far too much, so the definition is not completely accurate, in a literal sense. Still, when you say "dumb beaver," everybody knows exactly what you mean.

1. While riding my Harley, this dumb beaver pulled out in front of me. She must have been late for her hair appointment!
2. It would have been nice to actually get the questions answered, but the dumb beaver on the phone was too ignorant to be helpful.

by Rook's Buddy May 9, 2010

Dumb Beaver

When a stupid white girl with Maruchan hair gets manipulated by a monkey to the extent that she buys him lunch and takes him on lil trips but has no cash to buy her son shoes.

Crystal is a Dumb Beaver, due to the fact that she is a monkeys sperm dumpster.

by The Sexy 1 August 12, 2012

Beaver Dam, Missouri

Code for "period" or "period, misery". "Beaver Dam" = "tampon", "Maxi-pad", etc., and "Missouri" is code for "misery".

TOM: "Hey, Eric, how about you and Laurra coming over for dinner tonight?"

ERIC: "No, Laurra's in Beaver Dam, Missouri right now."

TOM: "Oh, okay, I get ya."

by Jack Bozdog September 7, 2006

beaver shark

A fictional creature that lives near white-water rapids.

"Watch out for beaver sharks, they're vicious!!!"

by Vector Burger August 4, 2009

beaver boys

Males who wear tight white clothing and whose main diet consists of shrimp and white whine. Usually seen dancing in clubs doing their famous move, the beaver bounce. Also seen prowling on women at the beach.

Guy 1: Did you see those beaver boys dancing at the club?
Guy 2: Hell yeah dude i joined in and beaver bounced all night, hey wheres all the shrimp?

by omginbd May 29, 2008

two in the beaver one in the cleaver

The act of inserting two fingers (usually the first and second finger)into the females vagina and also inserting the pinky finger into the woman's anus.

Last night i stuck two in the beaver one in the cleaver, it was great!!!

by Goldilox May 30, 2006