faux-bate

to faux masturbate for a crowd.

"damn, look at that stripper up there, she's a pro-faux-bater."

by florence vanderslice December 04, 2007

on my bates

To be on your own. Rhymes with "Billy Bates, got no mates".

"Were you out last night?"

"No, I was at home, on my bates"

by LimpySeagull July 21, 2021

Bate

a mix name of becky and nate

Girl" BAte"

by SOggyNUggEt001 October 29, 2019

Bates

The sexiest man alive

Omg it bates he’s so cute

by Pickleman36 December 13, 2022

Bates

Means the pinnacle of average, lazy, stoner retard with no ambition or drive

To be a fucking bates. Stop being a bates. What a bates

by Batessyndrome May 01, 2021

Bate

A bate is a derogatory term for someone who is mentally ill/retarded.

That guy is a bate.

by DougGuy April 25, 2022

Bates

Constantly has a dip in their lip and loves to spit before saying one or two words. After the fact, Bates will then stare you in your eyes while pondering about the various flavors dip has to provide.

What are your thoughts on the current political contingencies? Bates: *Spit* good sir

by BatesUrban January 11, 2021