turd basket

A turd basket is a name given to someone who is full of crap or someone who you know is telling a big dirty lie.

Can you belive that Johnny tried to tell us that crap, he's such a turd basket!

turd basket by Godfrey G July 4, 2006

Hot Clam Basket 

A vagina that has recently been filled with sperm. The relationship to a "Hot Clam Basket" is simple, the vagina can be called a clam and the "Hot" part comes from the jiz, which is warm. Obviously.

I was having sex with this girl, and upon the moment I came, I turned her pussy into a "Hot Clam Basket".

Hot Clam Basket by Kum-Twat August 28, 2011

Nut Basket

A woman who gets pregnant from a guy only because he's rich.

"Lauren London and Nivea both had babies from Lil Wayne? They ain't nothin but Nut Baskets!"

Nut Basket by D. Motes October 31, 2009

rascal basket

The skin sack containing testicles on male mammals.

Due to a wild pitch, the catcher took a hit in his rascal basket

rascal basket by cusbird May 20, 2014

Texas Gift Basket 

When two sexual partners are engaged in analingus and the partner who is having their salad tossed farts in the tosser's mouth

"Halfway through having my asshole eaten out, I gave Ellen a Texas Gift Basket."

Texas Gift Basket by Dr. Steve Cleamer January 16, 2015

Not The Hottest In The Basket 

This phrase is to be used when you are raping someone in a online game and they are trash.
However you do not want to hurt the other persons feelings so you use this.

Daum bro you really are not the hottest in the basket in fornite, get good bitchass

Not The Hottest In The Basket by Le PP sauce June 14, 2020

Hanging Basket 

The act of wrapping toilet paper repeatedly round the bog seat enabling you to create a mini suspension area where you can proudly display your crap for all to see.

"I'd use the other trap if I was you, I've left a hanging basket in there"

Hanging Basket by T Boor June 30, 2008