balled my eyes out

when the eyes have had testicles placed on them for such a period of time that thier usefulness has been comprimised.

i had to get glasses because my boyfriend balled my eyes out.

by jeffbogart April 18, 2005

barred

Pornographic material.

Dude mans... I LOVE barred VCR.

Man, fucking Steve still has barred VCR tape.

Dude, where did you get that barred?

by Steve the Mad Man January 2, 2006

Barred

Pornography of any kind... movies/mags/pics/ext.

-"what you doing when you get home"
-"watching Barred"

by Dan November 9, 2004

barlev

English Teacher by Day, Big Foot by Night and Weekends

Last week I was hiking in the Alps and I thought I spotted a Barlev

by SteveDaButterfly August 11, 2016

Barbed wire kangaroo

When you roofie someone, cut open their stomach and put kittens inside. Then, sew the stomach back up. Punch the person in the stomach, causing the kittens to claw their way out, bursting through the seams. The claws will feel like barbed wire and the person will look like a kangaroo with babies in their pouch.

She said she was a freak, but she wasn’t ready for that Barbed Wire Kangaroo!

by ProbablyAjax March 12, 2021

jingle balled

the game where another person hits you in the balls during the hoilday season

that guy totaly jingle balled me

by evana hummpalot December 20, 2010

Sacrebleu balled

Sacrebleu balled

Sacrebleu is an old french profanity meant as a cry of surprise or anger
Sacrebleu balled is a cry of surprise or anger cause you just got blue balled

We were just about to hook up, then she changed her mind.

Sacrebleu balled

by RazMutant July 17, 2011