Barking at the Wood Waffle

Masturbating, choking the chicken, spanking the monkey, beating off

Sorry I'm late, I was barking at the wood waffle.

by Ed the Trell January 5, 2019

Barking at fish

Puking in a body of water, usually from drinking too much.

After the party, I ended up barking at fish as the sun rose over the ocean.

by Beamishgirl May 25, 2019

Baskin-bitch

A fat over-opinionated, crazy cat lady that no one likes. Very hypercritical. Walking contradiction. commonly found in vegan/equal rights/animal activists groups. Also smells weird.

There’s a baskin-bitch down the road that’s accused of killing her husband.

by Matty Exotic April 5, 2020

Barking day

On the 11th December you can bark at anyone and anywhere and people can not tell you off

In geography I barked at my teacher because it was barking day

by UrLocalMother;)) December 8, 2020

Barin

That moment when you spell brain as barin.

You’re short and have no Barin.

by Heavy_Rage February 16, 2021

Barking Tootie

A synonym for a dog.

Awww look at this barking tootie!!

My barking tootie keeps eating way too much and pissing everywhere.

This barking tootie in my building keeps barking all night.

by Tootielover April 11, 2023

Slam Borkin

1) When the girl is so wet that the thrusting impact is so hard that the copulation can only be described as an orgasmic mixture of slammin uglies.
2) Slamming that piece of ass so hard that it causes queef sounds loud enough to be heard from a city block away.
3) Gettin boned like a skeleton

Did you see John? He was totally slam borkin Sally last night!

by aspen4life November 9, 2011