Barbarian Fishing

When you clog the toilet with your shit but don't have a plunger so you use your arm to break the log up.

I took a shit at Joes house and it clogged the toilet, but he didn't have a plunger so I had to resort to barbarian fishing as to not make a scene.

by XxEpicTacosxX December 3, 2016

Barbie

Hiya, Barbie
Hi, Ken
Do you want to go for a ride?
Sure, Ken
Jump in
I'm a Barbie girl, in the Barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic
You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation
Come on, Barbie, let's go party
I'm a Barbie girl, in the Barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic
You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation
I'm a blond bimbo girl in a fantasy world
Dress me up, make it tight, I'm your dolly
You're my doll, rock'n'roll, feel the glamour in pink
Kiss me here, touch me there, hanky panky
You can touch
You can play
If you say, "I'm always yours" (ooh, oh)
I'm a Barbie girl, in the Barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic
You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation
Come on, Barbie, let's go party (ah ah ah yeah)
Come on, Barbie, let's go party (ooh oh, ooh oh)
Come on, Barbie, let's go party (ah ah ah yeah)
Come on, Barbie, let's go party (ooh oh, ooh oh)
Make me walk, make me talk, do whatever you please
I can act like a star, I can beg on my knees
Come jump in, bimbo friend, let us do it again
Hit the town, fool around, let's go party
You can touch
You can play
If you say, "I'm always yours"
You can touch
You can play
If you say, "I'm always yours"
Come on, Barbie, let's go party

Barbie is a doll.

by :D iamyt October 24, 2020

elite barbarians

Elite Barbarians are the scummiest troop to use in the game 'Clash Royale' developed by Supercell. A person using Elite barbarians usually has no skill or a life and should quit playing the game.

Person 1: Wow that person is using Elite Barbarians
Person 2: He must be a pretty scummy player to use those

by TuBrogre April 21, 2018

jack knife barber

A person who performs illegal abortions. This term is used in the Jethro Tull song "Cross-Eyed Mary," which is about a very young prostitute.
"She dines in Hampstead village on expense accounted gruel,
And the jack knife barber drops her off at school."

Mary had an unexpected surprise, so she paid a visit to the jack knife barber.

by mito0 October 12, 2008

Barbara

Kind,sweet,caring, most awesome person in the world, everyone who knows her loves her, and an amazing cook. The best mother as well

“There is Barbara ”
“ she is the best”

by Tiss March 13, 2020

barbarian method

to fix an imperfection of mechanical nature using brute force

A: How'd you fix the TV?
B: the barbarian method

by lotuspanda March 15, 2008

barbechris

to have barbecue sauce poured all over you while you're banging some bitch.

to get a blow job with bacon and barbecue sauce on your weiner

to motorboat a girl with barbecue sauce

Dude, Katie and I barbechrised last night. She was so sticky afterwards.

by i.have.boobies September 13, 2011