Viking 1: So what'd you do last night?
Viking 2: I pissed on a Christian.
Viking 1: Ah, a classic Viking Baptism, wish I'd have been there.
Viking 2: I pissed on a Christian.
Viking 1: Ah, a classic Viking Baptism, wish I'd have been there.
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Anyone who think God hates Gays,Sodomites,Violence Lovers,Perverts, and some children
Anyone who think God hates Gays,Sodomites,Violence Lovers,Perverts, and some children
*Anti-Baptist* Arrrr you r a fagit and a pervert and are goin' to HELL!!!!!!
*Alex* at least I don't Fuck My Sister!!!!!
*Anti-Baptist*(makes odd motion)
*Anthony* Stupid Anti-Baptist!
*john* yea....
*Alex* at least I don't Fuck My Sister!!!!!
*Anti-Baptist*(makes odd motion)
*Anthony* Stupid Anti-Baptist!
*john* yea....
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derivatives:
bacon baptism - one of the participants is a pig
barking baptism - one of the participants is a dog
holy fucking baptism - one of the participants is a member of a religious order.
premeditated fucking baptism - the man inpregnated the woman with the intention of engaging in this act.
derivatives:
bacon baptism - one of the participants is a pig
barking baptism - one of the participants is a dog
holy fucking baptism - one of the participants is a member of a religious order.
premeditated fucking baptism - the man inpregnated the woman with the intention of engaging in this act.
I love the pregnant ladies. When they're birthin' you can fit all kinds of stuff up in there. Give little miss a fucking baptism!
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The guys almost all think they can play guitar, including the principal. They can only play 3 Chords.
The Girls all try to act christian and are a bunch of airheads, except for a few in the high school.
Curriculum is partial and leans towards the "OMG WERE ALL GOING TO DIE!!! ONE" Party of America.
There are however a few people that do have common sense and go there because their parents make them go there.
The guys almost all think they can play guitar, including the principal. They can only play 3 Chords.
The Girls all try to act christian and are a bunch of airheads, except for a few in the high school.
Curriculum is partial and leans towards the "OMG WERE ALL GOING TO DIE!!! ONE" Party of America.
There are however a few people that do have common sense and go there because their parents make them go there.
Zions hill Baptist School is the worst school ever.
That guy goes to Zions Hill Baptist School he's hopeless.
That guy goes to Zions Hill Baptist School he's hopeless.
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Get the Zions Hill Baptist School mug.To baptise, or to perform a baptism, is to rub one's milk-laden breasts across a gentleman's/lady's head and/or face, expressing an indiscriminate amount of boob juice on to the subject's forehead.
Although I'm 8 months pregnant I still managed to baptise several gentlemen and one lucky lady last night. Alas, my jugs will soon be empty.
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