Baptista

Simply the best
I fkn hate you because I fkn love you
thank you.

Baptista is the best

by Gabriella0380 December 29, 2019

Baptap

A wholesome, awesome human being

Hey did you hear about that person, baptap?

by ?.unknown.? April 16, 2020

chlorine baptism

The act of pushing or throwing someone into a swimming pool, particularly if it's been chlorinated.

Jake was at his g/f's house celebrating her birthday party in her backyard but as soon as his girl's ex showed up to crash the party, Jake then rushed forward to give the guy's bitch-ass a chlorine baptism, ultimately messing up the guy's expensive Versace clothes.

by Terminus_Est September 7, 2012

Mongolian Baptism

When a woman squirts all over your face.

My wife gave me the ol' Mongolian Baptism last night.

by tawnyammm January 2, 2014

Bohemian Baptism

Bohemian Baptism is when you are doing a person from behind while her head is over the toilet bowl. A common rule is that the person needs to get their hair wet during the act in order to count and in other areas, the toilet needs to be flushed in order for the act to be complete.

"She was leaning over the toilet bowl when I gave her a Bohemian Baptism"

by Tracwoc December 23, 2014

Australian baptism

When someone is pooped on by a koala or another native Australian animal being "blessed" with the gift of Australia.

"A koala just pooped on me!"
"Congratulations on receiving your Australian baptism!"

by nickidel07 July 19, 2016

Prison Baptism

The process of a person entering prison and using the block showers for the first time.
Under normal circumstances when the soap is inevitably dropped, an African of descent man shall appear behind the recipient and proceed to 'baptise' him

Dude did you hear about Johnny?

No? Why what happened?

He just got convicted and he told me that he got a Prison Baptism on the first day

by Famallamalam May 25, 2016