On balance

A douche-bag talking head way of making it sound like you're giving a fair assessment, even when you're not.

Rush L.:You know, on balance, (heherm)... all liberals are communistic swine out to destroy America

by Eldred Derringer November 6, 2009

PH balance

The scale from 1-100 on how awesome something is

That is 70 PH balance

by Kli'ik October 11, 2007

baland

A generally nice person who cares about people around him, he has great intentions and he is in love with faisal they should tie there dicks together and get married.. also he has a large penis

Wow ur such a Baland

by Xander-sama February 22, 2017

Batwanger

chick with a dick

Jerry Murdock may wear a skirt or pants to work each day for he is a Batwanger.

by Jim May 3, 2003

Bawango

an all-around great word, and can be used at any time. even wen it makes no sense

guy#1:dude i just got laid

guy#2:bawangooooooooo!

guy#2:what?

by manlyman2 March 1, 2009

p.h. balance

short for potential hipster balance or hipster potential.
when a male or female has some signs of emerging into a full blown hipster but they are in the transitional stage.

Dang, johnnys p.h. balance is going up so much, he will be a such a naughty boy hipster in like a couple months.

by rpgizz September 10, 2007

Balanced breakfast

when you are doing a girl, and before you finish, you cum in one eye, shit in the other, and dunk your balls in her mouth like eggs.

i gave her a Balanced breakfast in bed

by balancedbreakfastlover_2 May 10, 2008