diseased badger

The term is used to describe a woman’s vagina if it appears unkempt and in general poor condition.
I ended up sleeping with my best mates great grandmother, after drinking too much moonshine. When I finally got eyes on the prize and she spread her legs, her vagina had the appearance of a diseased badger dude!
by Keeno69 January 20, 2022
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badger tooth

Much like a camel toe, a badger tooth is when a womans trousers are so tight you can see her pussylips!
"Woah mate, look at that girls Badger Tooth!"

" I know, she has a nice pussy! "
by samuelloheyzolinez February 22, 2009
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Angry Badger

To pull out female partners pubic and/or anul hair with teeth.
I gave Linda an angry badger last nite and im still pulling hair out of my teeth two days later.

Barbera was considered to fat to find an angry badger pleasurable
by mazdainator September 09, 2007
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kiss of the badger

the act of allowing oneself to go flaccid during anal sex and urinating in your partner's rectum
Daniel gave Cobra Kai the kiss of the badger last thursday when he peed in their butt on the national mall
by kotb September 18, 2007
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Twat Badger

A really nasty, annoying, or stupid person. A combination of twat and badger. So it could be either a sex pest, or female genitalia twice over for emphasis.
<Driving. Cut up by some idiot>
You twat badger!
by Simonster June 08, 2006
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Vagina Badger

Someone that who has easy access to vagina.
Eric Sundell you really are quite the vagina badger!
by Esundell June 09, 2009
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gash badger

A person, or persons (usually male) who bother (usually with crude suggestions or general vulgarities) gash.
Man: Can I have a go with your gash?
Woman: No
Man: Oh go on...?
Woman: Stop annoying me you vile, perverted gash badger.
by Si Phillis August 07, 2006
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