steamed my broccoli 

When you blow air on a dick.

Man Stacy steamed my broccoli so hard last night it was like she was cooling some hot tatters off.

steamed my broccoli by Steamed broccoli October 31, 2017

Beef and broccoli

Beef and brocoli was first a term in the late 90s, early 2000 of weed mixed with pcp mint leaves, because the the mint leaves looked black mixed with the pcp plus the green of the weed...hence beef and broccoli

Im so zooted off this beef and broccoli

Beef and broccoli by Djunojuno1 March 6, 2021

buff beach broccoli 

Palm Trees:)

Palm Trees are really nothing more than Buff Beach Broccoli

buff beach broccoli by rickyboi41 February 28, 2022

Hold the Broccoli, Bro

(in conversation) a phrase to reject someone telling you the gossip or news (of a negative connotation); antonym of “Spill the Tea, Sis”

Person 1: Hey, so I’ve got some bad news…
Person 2: Nu-Uh. Hold the broccoli, bro.

Alternatively
Person 1: Yo! I’ve got piping hot tea!
Person 2: Hold the broccoli, bro. I’ve got a test in half an hour and I know whatever you want to tell me will just distract me.

Hold the Broccoli, Bro by sethsdog1102 May 5, 2022

Chicken and Broccoli

Noun. Hollywood code language for steroids, human growth hormone (HGH), or other performance enhancing drug.

Interviewer: "What did you do to bulk up for this role?"
Actor: "Worked out seven days a week and ate lots of Chicken and Broccoli."

Chicken and Broccoli by MatteoRyon February 29, 2024

The New Jersey Broccoli Chop

When you begin chopping broccoli while, after, or giving a hand job.

"Oh look Eli is chopping brocc- ... never mind."
"yeah my man was bothering me so I gave him The New Jersey Broccoli Chop"

The New Jersey Broccoli Chop by DanteFA March 7, 2026

A piece of chicken, a piece of broccoli, and a tortilla

When Americans are starving with Trump attacks Iran, Syria, Venezuela, Somalia, Nigeria, etc.

"The Trump Administration’s $3 Meal: ‘A Piece of Chicken, a Piece of Broccoli, Corn Tortilla, and One Other Thing’

A piece of chicken, a piece of broccoli, and a tortilla

A piece of chicken, a piece of broccoli, and a tortilla

A piece of chicken, a piece of broccoli, and a tortilla by Trump-Epstein_list_missing January 16, 2026