Junk food blue balls

Junk food blue balls is when you've been on a diet for far too long and you have been deprived of the junk food you so desire.

Shit man I've been on this diet for 3 days and I got mad junk food blue balls

by Deadxroses February 17, 2019

Red ball Blue ball

The act of getting kicked in the nuts while nutting in a women.

Bruh, i was smashing Amy last night and her mother Red ball Blue balled me.

by Jack the Ripper. November 28, 2018

Red, White and Blue Balls

What Chuck Norris gets instead of Blue Balls, this is because he is the greatest American to ever live.

Damn, look at those Red, White and Blue Balls, that girl Chuck was with last night must have been killed by his manliness before he was finished!

by Lior Freilich January 19, 2007

Blue ball bar talk

When a girl acts like she's going home with you at the end of the night, but was really using you for free drinks.

Donnie came home with a $300 case of blue ball bar talk

by Connorc2 December 14, 2014

Door Knob Blue Balls

When you're on your way to getting laid but then the girl hears the sound of a door knob and she is suddenly freaked out and you know there is no way you're getting her back into the mood.

"She was just sliding off her panties when her parents got home and she heard the front door knob. There was no way she was putting out after that. Nothing sucks worse than door knob blue balls."

by Floppage January 10, 2012

a bucket of blue ball dicks

the feeling of utter disgust

to feel so sick that it
seems as though
you may be in pain

after a night of hardcore partying

Man I feel like a bucket of blue ball dicks.

by christopher superfly August 11, 2006

blue ball blow job

This is when a man who only has one ball gets head and doesnt get to cum. He then gets blue ball, because he only has one ball.

My guy he has one nut, she was blowen his dong and he didnt get to bust... Now my guy with one nut has blue ball. He got a blue ball blow job.

by J Jew Kreeganator August 22, 2013