Blandwagon

A take on the word "Bandwagon," however implying that the bandwagon would be of bland or boring nature.

All aboard the blandwagon!

by iftheresnogodtheresnodevil October 11, 2010

Bandy Mammal

A vagina that with an incredible amount of hair. Looks like a small squirrel.

I took her pants off and huge bandy mammal was staring me in the face.

by bandymammallover May 4, 2011

Blandscape

1. A derivative, boring landscape painting, a la Thomas Kincade.

2. Any landscape lacking visual interest.

"It took us three hours to drive through the Kansas blandscape and we only saw one hill."

by Nixiedust November 3, 2013

bland stand

When you hook up with someone for a one-night stand but it wasn't as good as you'd thought it'd be.

"So did you hook up with that chick last night?"
"Yeah but it was a total bland stand."

by BlueFanta December 3, 2016

bhandy

A Bhandy is someone who is absent minded gets easily distracted and gets very easily drunk or high, sometimes even air, he might be depicted (animal) as a camel, as he generally is quite slow due to his distractions

Omg, he is such a Bhandy, he gto drunk of water.
Get the fuck over here you're taking forever, your such a Bhandy

by The moste observable January 15, 2017

bland bitch

A bitch that is bland as hell and does something rude

“Emily riTchardson is a bland bitch”

by Nip nip May 7, 2018

brandyell

a very young handsome man who would do anything for anyone he really cares about . he’s tall and cute and a good person to have in life , helps you through anything no matter what the problem is . he would ride for his homies and people who he fw . but listen don’t get to friendly or his girl will run up on you .

“who’s that cute tall boy over there”
- “oh brandyell ? don’t get friendly his girl will get you”

by Jayyy9 May 15, 2018