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Blage

A combining of the two words, blood and rage. Use in describing a female time of the month without the actual and often predictable menstruation. Best used around the time of a full moon. Like a period with no bleeding, a phantom menstruation.
"Janna was on a severe blage this week"
by Bruiseblack January 28, 2014
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blago

adj. crazy or insane

adv. an action that makes no logical or sane sense
I know Rob loves a good time, but the shit he pulled is just blago.
by DemCub January 26, 2009
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blago

To become incredibly drunk, so much so that much like its namesake former Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevich, one completely loses touch with reality, has delusions of grandeur and/or invincibility, ultimately leading to their pathetic downfall and universal disappointment and scorn.
Ricky said he'd only come out for a couple drinks, but that quickly turned into nine and before you knew it, he was so blago he puked on my shirt, ran down Michigan Avenue with no clothes on and got hit by a bus he thought he could stop.
by PMike February 4, 2009
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blaggered

To become intoxicated as a result of the consumption of alcohol. See also drunk and pissed.
James had bare drinks last night. He was blaggered!
by RozzaC May 28, 2008
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blagerdash

Bastardization of balderdash. Mostly used by wierd wanna-be pirates, like myeslf.
Someone spews some shitbull your way, BLAGERDASH!

Girl: You're way to drunk to perform well sexually...
Me: BLAGERDASH!
- three minutes elapse -
Girl: It wasn't long, but it was good.
Me: huh?
by bling blagerdasher February 16, 2006
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blagershanfen

An exclamation of repugnance, anger, discomfort, disappointment, or defeat.
"Your pregnant."

"BLAGERSHARFEN!"

"Yes, blagershanfen indeed."
by THIS_IS_MARTA March 9, 2009
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Blago

A very painful growth on one's posterior, either a cyst or an std-related infection; sometimes used to refer to discomfort that arises from too much anal intercourse. Named in honor of Gov Rod Blagojevich.
"My girlfriend claims I gave her a blago and refuses to ride on my cycle..."
"Dude, my tailbone has this blago so I had to stand in the back during the movie"
by metanoia2k December 30, 2008
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