Poor Man's Bidet

When you poop and it plops into the water and splashes your bottom.
"That just splashed all over me!"
"Poor man's bidet"
by kiefferteefer March 20, 2023
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Self-bidet

When a girl slouches back to pee on her butthole after taking a shit, effectively rinsing away the poop.
Jenny self-bidetted in the girl’s locker room.
by Tagger:P December 07, 2021
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