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The Great British Public

By and large a collective body of ignorance, living under the shadow of an archaic monarchy and easily manipulated by the blatant social programming of the mainstream media.

An article published in May 2006 in "The Sun", a British tabloid newspaper, announced that the British public had voted one-hit wonder and reality-show charlatan Will Young the most popular British artist of all time. The Beatles, commonly regarded by music critics the world over as arguably the best band of all time, barely scraped into the top 40, making number 34 in the same survey.
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by Max Hicks May 14, 2006
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British People

People who the Americans sometimes like to poke fun at, but the British can't really hear it over their FREE healthcare.
British People - I think an American was trying to insult me for being British the other day, but I couldn't really hear him over my FREE healthcare.
by ed6322 December 7, 2010
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british

a group of people with good fashion, food, actors, and cars.
i wish i was british...
by postmodern x August 30, 2005
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british accent

Technically, any one of the many accents and dialects spoken in the British Isles - Technically. But only use it if you know and respect this fact. Never use "Britain" as a substitute for England in case you offend the Celts who will probably beat the crap out of you for your troubles (Being Welsh myself, I can pretty well guarantee it)

It is not specifically "English Accent". If you want to say someone has an English Accent. Then it is common sensical to say "English Accent" as opposed to the potentially irritating generalization.

Make no mistake. I, for one, and many others like me will not let you use the term "Britsh Accent" (OR British anything else where you actually should have said English)
without some form of protest. Be it verbal or physical.
There are no examples because the "British Accent" is a non-entity.
by THR June 19, 2006
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British Polluters

The correct name for BP, an arrogant British company that likes the following activities;

(1) Ruining American Heritage
(2) Destroying American Coastlines
(3) Annihilating America's Beautiful Wildlife
(4) Lying to the American Congress
(5) Lying to the US President
(6) Getting away with murder
(7) Looking down on Americans and treating Americans like something they wiped off their "superior British" shoes

BP = BRITISH POLLUTERS. Arrogant, smug, racist and evil...so horrible....so British...
-Have you heard the latest about British Polluters. They've just destroyed the Louisana coastline and are lying to Congress.

-When I grow up, I want to work for British Polluters, so I can pollute America's coastlines and then lie about it...the british way.
by JEFFERSONWOULDBEMAD May 28, 2010
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British

If you are british you are one of the greatest people alive.The British are the most intelligent,most soficisticated and the best people in the world.
We invented everything that is more than half decent and we made the world what it is today.
"Dude are you British","Why yes I am", "Im so jealous of you cos Im a Yank and all we invented is pollution and friendly fire"
by LewThePimp June 5, 2007
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British Teeth

Bad teeth synonomous with the British people, but actually seen in all peoples. Characterized by poor othodonture and caries (decaying teeth).

Dane Cook's description of bad teeth describes British teeth very well:

"If a girl opens her lips and its all *Flingk FlIngK FliNgK FlinGk* if its like a booby trap, I don't like it when you open your mouth and its a battle of epic proportions goin on, and your teeth are all screamin' at each other in there. "I'm a molar, Wisdom tooth! Get the fuck outta my gums. Hi I'm a buck tooth and like to be outside past the lips. I enjoy a nice sea breeze from time to time...Hi I'm the crazy yellow toof that looks like corn. Don't brush me.Don't brush me. I have an image to uphold, don't brush me, I'm yellow."

Synonyms: Picket Fence, Mouth of Horrors
She's a babe, but she needs to keep that mouth closed and those British teeth inside the house.
by Nancy_Drew_Mysterious October 5, 2006
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