89th Base

When you penetrate a lemon with your dick and your fingers at the same time while singing sex bomb by tom jones with a kilogram of sherbet balanced on your forehead.

OR

When an irishman sucks off a polishman on a cycle to brighton

Man 1: Yeah i got to 89th base yesterday, got hit by a car afterwards as well...
Man 2: Wow really? Thats cool

by MarkNortherns March 18, 2009

10th Base

This is just second base in binary. Nothing to be proud of but makes the beeks feel better.

nerd - "I got to 10th base last night"
dude - "Holly shit what is that"
nerd - "I felt up Holly's tits"
dude - "loser, everyone's done that"

by -GunnerX December 18, 2008

Wholesome Epic 100 Keanu Big Chungus Spooktober Updoot Redpilled Based Amogus Sus 69420 Stonks Humor

A short term describing the humor of Reddit (more specifically humor of subreddits like r/memes, r/dankmemes, and r/pewdiepiesubmissions)

John: I have a shitty sense of humor.
Roger: At least you don't have Wholesome Epic 100 Keanu Big Chungus Spooktober Updoot Redpilled Based Amogus Sus 69420 Stonks Humor.
John: Wow and I thought my shitty puns were unfunny.

by Gigabased September 24, 2021

Based and red pilled

Something that is bold and correct but also something a vast majority disagree with,
Tied to red pilled which means to flee from false myths in exchange for getting a better understanding of the real world
Sometimes but not limited to having right-wing beliefs

Tim: Radical feminists are so cringe, they say women are oppressed when men face much more hardship
Joseph: Based and red pilled

by stans begone November 19, 2020

56th base

Where you go in a time machine and find the past version of you and fuck yourself whether you like it or not, either way, one of you wanted it

Past version of you: I think i might go to bed
Present version that timetravelled : mmm hello me, sex time
Past version : this is too crazy im being shafted by ...myself!
Present version: i think i'll call this 56th base

by mysterious S May 23, 2009

baesick

Extremely emotionally distraught due to feelings of grief and loss at the absence of The One you love. Far beyond 'lovesick'.

"She was gone and he felt ill over her absence. Lovesick. No...worse. Baesick."

by j trager yada yada January 31, 2015

Second base on an error

1) In literal terms: when the runner, in baseball, reaches second because of an error committed by the opposing team

2) Getting to second base by accidentally brushing against a women's breasts.

1) The batter got a base hit, but the ball was overthrown, so he reached second base on an error.

2) Guy 1: How far did you go?
Guy 2: What's it called if we were making out and I accidentally brushed against her titties?
Guy 1: Haha! You totally reached second base on an error.

by Freddy18 January 13, 2011