Shalom Alechem

"Shalom Alechem" a way of greeting a gentleman with glory and respect. People try greeting others by saying things such as: What's up, what's good, whats cooch. But the ONLY right way to greet a sir properly is:

Step 1. Shake hand firmly

Step 2. Smirk slightly
Step 3. "sighhhhh... Shalom Alechem"

If the sir approves, he will reply by saying: "Malache Hashalom"

And if they don't reply by saying "Malache Hashalom" they probably have a very small dick.
So small that you can't even see it with a microscope.

(Studies show that people who don't say "Shalom Alechem" are usually cat-owning liberals, filthy democrats, or gay activist)

Scenario 1:
Johnny: "Shalom Alechem Ben you fine gentleman"
Ben: "Malache Hashalom Johnny my dear sir"
(both raise wine glass gracefully)

Scenario 2:
Johnny: "Shalom Alechem Ben"
Ben: "fuck you nigger"
Johnny: "ok"

and again if they don't reply by saying Malache Hashalom, they're most likely attracted to dudes

by Johnnymizrahi December 20, 2023

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“SHALOM ALECHEM”

A way to kindly greet a sir
There are many ways to greet other people
Such as: Hey, Hi, Whats up, what’s good, whats cooch etc…
But nothing, I mean absolutely nothing beats “shalom Alechem” when greeting someone.
This is the only way you greet a sir.
1. Make eye contact
2. Extend arm out
3. Firmly shake your hands with the sir (imagine your squeezing your dick when you shake their hand, it will assert dominance)
4. “SHALOM ALECHEM”
5. And if they fuck with you they will politely respond by saying “MALECHE HASHALOM”

Example:
Johnny: “yo ben”
Ben: “whatsgood”
Johnny: “shalom alechem”
Ben: “fuck you nigger”

by Johnnymizrahi December 5, 2023

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