awkblock

1. (v) Endeavoring to prevent a friend from creating an awkward situation which would have otherwise eliminated his chances of getting laid.

2. (v) The successful defense of one's property from an avian predator of the Aethia genus. (Alternate spelling: aukblock)

1. "I just knew he was going to tell that terrible midget threesome joke so I awkblocked him before he could blow it with her again."

2. "Dude, this bird was dive-bombing our company picnic so I awkblocked its ass with a baseball bat."

by The Rabbit Hole August 4, 2010

awkwadorable

Adj. Awkward and adorable at the same time.

Did you see those two nerds kissing? It was awkwadorable.

by Schwatto March 22, 2008

awkwizard

Someone who displays awkwardness with uncanny wizard-like ability. An extremelly awkward person.

"Did you see how many times Erin fell in that soccer game?"
"Yeah, she is such an awkwizard."

by geewizard July 1, 2007

Awko Taco

When a situation becomes awkward say "Awko Taco" to make the situation un awkward. Synonym: Awko Burrito

*silence*
awko taco....
hahhahahahahahahahah

by alejandra101 January 8, 2012

awkward emily

the act of somebody walking awkwardly into a room while only wearing a towel.

Frank: oh hey claudine.
oh shit you're in towel! *awkward emily*

by platypus2008 August 2, 2008

Bi-Awkward

A situation becomes bi-awkward when members of the same sex feel uncomfortable with each other due to a homosexual occurrence.

David felt bi-awkward after James patted him on the ass, repeatedly.

by Dinklefuzz May 27, 2008

awkward

A common word overused by kids in junior high, almost in the same group with "LOL" and "random!". Used to try and impress your preteen friends after or during a long pause between conversations. Also used by idiots whenever there is a pause in speech. Sometimes accompanied by a hand motion resembling a turtle or a turkey.

Teen 1: ...and that's what I did last Saturday!

Teens 2, 3, and 4: ...okay...

*silence*

Teen 5: ..aaaaawkwardddd...

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Remember kids, lack of conversation isn't awkward until you actually say it is.

by Steak89 February 25, 2009