total score over average

When we typically judge members of the opposite sex, we say oh she's a "9" or a "7" or hopefully a "10." Well the concept of total score over average is simple. If you are with a "6" a "8" and a "10" your average score is "8" but if you are with a "5" a "6" a "9" and a "6" score average is "6.5." Though you are winning because your total score is "26" rather than "24."

Well ya know I have just been on a tear lately, my motto is total score over average every time!

total score over average by ArJizzld August 21, 2010

Grenade Point Average 

To have a high amount of Grenades in a sorority house.

Damn dude, you see all those grenades in that house!?

Yah, that house has a high Grenade Point Average.

Grenade Point Average by duperchoi September 9, 2010

Bellow Average Syndrome (BAS) 

Disorder in which one neglect all people who were once important.

Mon: "Hey Jaxx, I'll pick you up after school. Be there!"
Jaxx: "Okay, sounds good."

Mon never shows up, Jaxx is upset.

Mon is suffering from a classic case of Bellow Average Syndrome (BAS)

Bellow Average Syndrome (BAS) by LSDLucy December 15, 2008

my life is average 

An average website where averagely awesome people summarize their average days/lives. These people are awesome and need not to be asked how they get to be this way. (as in, totally awesome)

go to mylifeisaverage.com to see the official site for My Life Is Average (of course, what else would it be? just, don't even ask....)

my life is average by TotallyAwesomeNinjaWizardPersn August 2, 2011

on average 

A phrase used in an attempt to modify sweeping generalization into inductive argument by reducing the circumstances under which the generality might be considered false, given the semantics of averaging.

On average, goods that cost more energy to produce are better than goods that cost less energy to produce. You know, like a steak versus a salad. Or a Rolex versus a Timex. They're just better - I'm just saying - on average.

on average by Jethro T. October 14, 2010

Captain Average 

A man with a penis that is totally average sized, who emphasizes the fact that he is completly average in every way shape and form. These men are women magnets.

Captain average wears turtle necks for job interviews, and capes on late night expeditions.

"Corey Mullers Penis; Captain Average."

Captain Average by Captain Average April 2, 2009

neuro-average 

It isnt as intolerable as a Neurotypical, for an unusual easily misunderstood person but they still have a a significant 'normal factor' but to a slightly lesser extent and are still somewhat prim and proper and able to get somewhat easily weirded out by non - NA/NT ppl. NA which is a half sister of Neurotypical are terms coined by the autistic and Aspergers community to describe thise defined as 'normal' by society in general and of course other types of Developemental disabilities should be included as well in differentiation from NT's and NA's. NA's may occasionally exhibit very borderline but few traits of very mild Aspergers, but who hasn't? We've all had our awkwards moment, not that aspies and Autees are per say awkward.

Man that girl is so easily tripped out by most types of peculiarity, but at least she'll still talk to me, perhaps she is what I could call neuro-average, which is almost lie am NT but with smoother edges.

neuro-average by Jay Leo May 27, 2014