assblast

When drilling a girl in the ass and finally releasing, if you wait 5 minutes she will perform an ass blast covering any and all substances around with cum and shit.

I kicked that bitch in her stupid face because she assblasted me.

by Henry Wrinkler April 18, 2003

No Talent Assclown

Bandit... Also see Mhedmonds

by Anonymous February 26, 2003

assblaster

a dude who fucks chicks so damn hard in the ass they get owned

dude i blasted this chicks ass last night

by awesomeman January 15, 2005

assblast

when a bird gets spooked and ejects its tail feathers

oh my god, that bird just had an ASSBLAST !

by Child_of_Thor May 13, 2020

Assblasting

The act of having violent diarrhea after one receives a licking or a sucking to his/her's rectal cavity.

Can also be used to describe a person having this done to or for someone

The Assblasting was pretty mediocre last night, almost embarrasng

They are pretty good Assblasters

by 5unf1ower August 5, 2016

assclit

Used in the gay community, meaning "loose ass"

victor: hey gregory i got with sheldon last night!
gregory: how was it?
victor: everything was fine till i found out he has an assclit.
gregory: (nods in shame)

by TP April 23, 2003

assclot

much like a blood clot, fecal matter may clot in your ass, causing an assclot.

danny got his stool pushed in by some gay dude the other night...LOL what an assclot!

by LEWXCORE May 23, 2008