Asscake

Dumbass

Homie stop being a asscake and pass me the joint.

by Microwaveeeee July 1, 2020

Asshat

Asshat
English:
Somebody who tries to use Google or Google Maps in 1942.

Typing in how long it is to get to Germany from the United States, America is shocked as the computer tells him to "swim across the Atlantic Ocean".
Burger addict: so uh, what were we talking about?
Tea addict: that's not a question…and we were talking about Germany
Burger addict: *looks at a map of the U.S.*
Burger addict: how long will it take to get there by car?
Tea addict(annoyed): look at a world map
Burger addict: what do you mean, this is a world map!
Burger addict: fine, if you won't tell me, I'll just ask Google Maps! He'll tell me how to get there on top of how long it'll take!
Tea addict: we can't google stuff in 1942, you asshat!
Burger addict: watch how it's done, loser! Going from America..to Germany! I do what I want, biyaatch!

by idkijustlikejojo May 27, 2020

Asscado

He makes guacamole with his lady's asscodo so he can dip his chip in for a late night snack..

A female butt that is a round as an avocado slim on the top and nice and firm on the bottom that's an asscado

by Srgtkilledit October 8, 2020

ass cat

ass cat is an insult for a a youtuber called ash-cat who likes the fucking area 51 game on obama ball and ass cat/ash-cat is also a women with a cock

i fucking hate ass cat for banning me from his discord server for no reason.
that bastards profile picture is a women with a cock

by Spootine March 6, 2021

Assbat

Any annoying pest that you like but they are irritating at this moment

Damn you’re acting like an Assbat Today! What’s your problem..

by DirkyJerky March 31, 2021

Asscano eruption

This phenomenon mostly occurs in summer. When a person is naked and lying face down on the bed during sweating, the farts will spray sweat from the buttocks into the air, and the sweat loses heat as it moves through the air, reducing the temperature to below body temperature. Eventually, when the below-body-temperature sweat falls back on human skin (mainly the thighs), it creates a chill, and this phenomenon, known as Asscano Eruption, is perceived.

Example: Fuck it! I just got a Asscano Eruption and it ruined my dinner!

by Respel Mallur July 21, 2022

Far Asshattan

Deep outer borough NYC.

I thought you said this party was in Bushwick, not Far Asshattan.

by ccbk November 18, 2015