Hank the asphyxi wank

The name given to people guilty of carrying out the act of having a wank while asphyxiating one's self!

Sam caught Andy having a asphyxi wank...

Sam shouted "OMG Andy you're having and asphyxi wank, from now on I'm gonna call you Hank the asphyxi wank!!"

by Dextro tablet March 26, 2010

Asphelt

To have ones booty fondled, usually by an older man.

When Bill Clinton passed by Monica she became asphelt

by lisa_urban May 17, 2008

Aspyn

The Best Friend you could ever find....she is always caring and helpful.... She will never let you down...shes also in LOVE with STARBUCKS... But don't make her mad.....she can stay mad at you for 2 days...and then always come back to you.. you realize what a horrible mistake you made...and time by time she will miss you.....Aspyn is a long time friend that you need to hold on to....because you can't find anyone who will love you as much as Aspyn 💕

Best friend: I am so sorry I hurt you....its okay if you don't wanna be my friend anymore

Aspyn: who said I never wanna be friends with you.. I will never leave you

by GamerGirl78910 January 17, 2019

Asphyxia

An alternative band from Meander, Tasmania, Australia.

"Hey wow, aren't Asphyxia that neato band from that place near there?"

by Scott Willis December 14, 2008

Autoerotic Asphyxiation

When someone hangs themself while masterbating to remind them of last time their dad put a rope around their neck and raped them.

If you die from Autoerotic Asphyxiation you will surely go to hell.

by Max from that town in MN May 19, 2008

autoerotic asphyxiation

When one accidently commits suicide by depriving oxygen to the brain while masturbating. See deathjerk

1. "Know how many people die each year from autoerotic asphyxiation?"
2. "No"
1. "1000!"

by The Ù December 9, 2002

asphyxiphila

A fetish for someone who likes being choked

that nig has asphyxiphila

by Nigrodomis November 5, 2006