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public static void main(String[] args){

The most annoying line a beginner Java programmer has to type in each one of their programs. This is also the line where most n00bish typos appear.
Comparison of Java to QBASIC

Java:

public class PrintHi{
public static void main(String args){
System.out.println("Hi");
}
}

QBASIC:

?"Hi"

Hmm, 95 characters or 5? Tough choice.
by no_one_2000 February 22, 2005
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Asia Argento

Singlehandedly THE MOST beautiful, hottest, sexiest awesomest woman in the history of the entire universe. Fuck Megan Fox.

An Italian actress, sometimes-director, sometimes-writer, but generally awesome. Daughter of horrror master DARIO-FUCKING-ARGENTO, she's been in movies like Scarlet Diva, Land of the Dead, B. Monkey, xXx, she's also WAY more than what meets the eye. She's an extremely deep and intelligent person, more than what you might think.
Asia Argento is the hottest woman in the world. Fuck Tila Tequila.
by TimesTheyRAChanging July 2, 2009
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argos gold

cheap tat of the 9 carat variety, largly available from argos stores. Commonly worn by nasty, cheap tarts with 5 kids and a council flat. their first engagement ring (average age 14) will cost £9.99 and be pure argos gold.

proliferation of it in hastings.

stupidly huge hoop earrings, sovereign rings, necklaces (15 minimum), bracelets, those fucking three inch high clowns and dolls... BLING BLING!!
"dya know how much dis cost bruv? 200 dollah, square bruv"

"innit nooiice, 'e got it for me off 'is giro, innit?"
by zug May 7, 2004
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argh!

An expression of shock, anger, surprise or general exclaimation. Sounds like a scream, yell or shout.
1. Argh! Go away!

2. Argh! You scared me!
by Zelda199 October 20, 2006
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Grr! Argh!

1.) Exclamation of frustration or anger, often severe anger.

2.) Can also be used in a mocking way, as in "Get away from me!" In this manner, it is often accompanied by teasing "claw" hand gestures.

(Adapted from Mutant Enemy logo.)
1.) I *TOLD* my roommate to vacuum, and she *didn't* *Grr! Argh!*"

2.) "No more goofing around, I *have* to study--Go! Grr! Argh!"
by Aquila April 3, 2003
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The Argelys

While a male is performing oral sex on a female who has not given him the go for full intercourse, the male waits until the female is distracted (i.e. grabbing a pillow or something to muffle her sounds as if to not alert anyone in the next room (like parents)) to initiate full on intercourse.
Guy 1: "This girl and I were getting down to it, but she told me we couldn't have sex. So I was like, "Alright," thinking that I would change her mind... Anyway, so I was eating her out, right? And she was trying to muffle herself since her parents were home but she couldn't help it, so she grabs a pillow and held it over her face. Once she did that, I was like "Giggity giggity!" and I put it in her."
Guy 2: "Dude, that's amazing, they should call it 'The Argelys'"
by ShadowClutch August 13, 2006
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Argyle

A sexy man, who has a huge dick and is though of as quiet but once people know him, is very fun
How that guy is hot he must be an Argyle
by pseudonym4476 July 19, 2015
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