Ambulance

A code name for a guy who you secretly really like

Damnmm!! I’m so obsessed with Ambulance.

by Limee🚨 May 7, 2021

ambush

(n) the name given to an unkempt and untended mass of pubic hair that explodes by complete surprise out of a really hot girl's panties.

So she's down to her little Playboy panties right, and she is looking so fine and I wonder "how did I manage to get this fine piece back here" and I'm ready, and she's ready. So I whip her panties off and ... BOOM! There's freakin hair everyhwere man! It's like some kind of cute, furry forest animal exploded! It was a dead set ambush.

by Bonzasaurus February 28, 2008

Ambulance Chaser

1) An ambulance fanatic who chases ambulances as a past time.
2) A PI claim guy.

1) "Dude, that's a September 2001 Beds & Herts Paramedic Unit!! Follow!!!"
2) "Have you been hurt in an accident that was not your fault? You may be entitled to a claim..."

by Soiled Undergarment September 29, 2003

ambush

ambush, noun(aka a.m. bush), also ambushed

The act of sexual intercorse in the wee hours of the morning.

1. I woke up, rolled over and fell into a warm wet hole, it was an ambush.

2. This morning I was ambushed. A great way to start the day.

by ambusher March 29, 2009

ambulance chaser

1. A lawyer who sits around hospitals waiting to prey on unsuspecting accident victims.

2. see Shark

When uncle Leroy got hit by that molassas truck he went to the hospital and when he woke up there were three amubulance chasers trying to get him to sign a retainer.

by Miguel Sanchez September 23, 2003

ambush

The act of taking a crap, finishing the roll of toilet paper, and neglecting to replace the empty roll with a new supply. This sets the stage for the next unsuspecting individual to sit down and pass a bowel movement not realizing there isn’t a square-to-spare (i.e. square of toilet paper, from Seinfeld). The ambush can easily be prevented by keeping a spare roll of toilet paper under the sink provided the dumb ass who is saved by the spare replaces it.

Oh Sweetie (i.e. significant other)! Someone forgot to replace the toilet paper again and I got ambushed!

by Skip321 March 3, 2008

Ambush

After someone has just said something which could be taken the wrong way (an innuendo)unintentionally, rather than laughing at the dirty meaning of it by yourself, you can say "ambush", so everyone understands and can laugh along.

Very useful for when children are around and you're ambushing a sexual innuendo, thus can't explain.

If the innuendo was on purpose, you can claim it was a suicide mission, excusing you.

Adam: I need a funny example of an ambush
Mally: erm
Mally: For UD right? Dammit my innuendos have dried up
Jon: Ambush!
Mally: Suicide mission!

by fredthedeadhead July 16, 2008