Kyle Adkins

American who shoots racoons in the face and talks about logic too much. He is in no way related to Will.

Suuuuuu-ee boi, you did a Kyle Adkins to that racoon right 'n the face

by shutupkyle December 2, 2022

Arking

The act of loosing yourself for hours on end to the ARK: Survival Mode video game world. May lead to gross increase in social awkwardness or reduction in personal grooming. Could also drive women insane as they lay in bed next to you naked wondering why the hell you're not screwing

Mary: Hey how did it go over at Marcos' house last night?
Nina: You know would have been great if he wasn't Arking all night and never noticed my existence.

John: Bro did you watch the game last night?
Marcos: Nah man, too busy Arking, I even forgot to shower. But I rode a T-Rex!

by brazileira444 June 27, 2016

asain morning cry

Waking up to sex on the third day of one's honeymoon.

Stuart and Joey awoke to an asain morning cry on the wednesday of their honeymoon

by muskie123 June 9, 2009

Ashing

Act performed by a widow who takes the ashes of her cremated partner, placing them in a phalic shaped urn. She will then use the urn to pleasure herself and then remove the end, pouring the remains of her loved one on/into heself as she climaxes.

"Will you be cremated or burruied?"
"Well hopefully, if the wifes game I'll be ashed..."
"I've never heard of ashing before"
"Look it up on ubandictionay.com"

by uprightuk October 8, 2008

asain persuasion

wen someone who has no buisness dating a chino is dating a chino

eww?!? she really has a thing for asain persuasion?!??

by thtkushh December 9, 2010

Arking

The act of loosing yourself for hours on end to the ARK: Survival Mode video game world. May lead to gross increase in social awkwardness or reduction in personal grooming. Could also drive women insane as they lay in bed next to you naked wondering why the hell you're not screwing

Mary: Hey how did it go over at Marcos' house last night?
Nina: You know would have been great if he wasn't Arking all night and never noticed my existence.

John: Bro did you watch the game last night?
Marcos: Nah man, too busy Arking, I even forgot to shower. But I rode a T-Rex!

by brazileira444 June 27, 2016

Akin

Akin is a very annoying person who doesn’t respect boundaries, they often have yamheads and there nickname is yambaldy, they like younger girls and are bad at fortnite

Akin is such a yambaldy

by Happyboy89 May 21, 2020