assassination coordinates

Elon Musk's private plane's publically available flight path

They posted my exact real-time location, basically assassination coordinates, in (obvious) direct violation of Twitter terms of service

by User295034709563 December 15, 2022

Sanity Assasin

(noun) A Sanity Assasin is defined as a person, organization or an event by which the "sanity" of the unsuspecdting public can be eviscerated, derailed, decimated or even completely obliterated by a visciously random or premeditated act of sheer terror carried out with extreme venegeance.

That sanity assasin FEMA is making millions of coffins, storing them in rural areas and operating hundreds of concentration camps within the United States in preparation for an impending change in direction for our "democracy". This will happen through mandatory innoculations, flu shots etc. as Bill Gates suggested be institued to begin reducing the prospective world population by 10-15% within 10 years.

by Alfonso T. Watt January 12, 2011

slap-assassin

A perpetrator of a "slap-ass friday" assault.

The slap-assassin's are in police custody.

That guy is a real slap-assassin.

by whocalled the cops December 8, 2013

saltwater assassin

The man from the mist who owes allegiance to no man. dissapearing without a trace, he appears once a year to disappoint his parents

Shia LaBeouf Is one of them damn saltwater assassins

by Testicular torture December 16, 2017

Nap Assassin

Someone who always kills your nap.

"Every time I try to take a nap, my wife kills it"
"Dude, she's a Nap Assassin"

by Binarysmart December 24, 2018

Rusty Assassin

A sexual act in which one engages in surprise, consensual coitus with a partner, where he and/or she sneaks up behind the target and begins to perform any type of penetration, as the second partner releases their bowels. The defecate may be purposeful or not, either way the instigator or “assassin” will be covered in excrement, thus the pre-fix “rusty”, as it gives the appearance of being covered in a splotchy brown substance.

“Peter attempted to make love with me last night, but after some spicy Indian food I accidentally made him a rusty assassin”

by botmizzlejay January 2, 2021

Meme assassins

Meme assassin are normies that report meme accounts on social media for different reason like they are butthurt because their life is shit , their offended, just straight up was drop as a fetus and hates everything or got nothing else to do and likes to ruin everyone day or their full of themselves.

Define: Meme assassins are normies that report meme account because their offended.
Meme account: *posts a meme for everyone to enjoy.
Meme assassin: I don’t like that , *reports account for violence and nudity

by slayer_of_dank July 10, 2021