The Second Amendment

The Second Amendment is the most American thing to exist. Anything involving it is abhorrently American.

Liberal: You shouldn't be able to buy a fully automatic machine gun that fires as fast as that
Any Other American: Shut the fuck up liberal, you Second Amendment denying piece of second cumming shit. The Second Amendment is all my reason to own my 50 Caliber Beowulf AR15

by ShardZer0 January 5, 2021

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by Amantes Amentes Amantes Amente June 9, 2018

Fifth Amendment

The infamously-controversial and widely-abused "white lightnin' defense" article in the Bill Of Rights. it allows for leniency based on whether the offender was intoxicated (ie., if he'd consumed a "fifth") during the commission of his crime.

Ollie North pled the Fifth Amendment during the Iran-Contra scandal, but I dunno... he sure as shootin' looked sober to me!

by QuacksO July 4, 2018

2nd Amendment

The only failsafe against government tyranny that democrats are trying desperately to get rid off.

The 2nd Amendment grants the American people the right to keep and bare arms to fight against tyrannical government.

by cloneforce99 July 3, 2021

Amendola

the common mispelling of "Amenbola" only stupid people could fall for Amendola..

see "AMENBOLA"

"Aha your such an Amendola!"

by Becky Amendola December 5, 2014

1st amendment

used excessively to explain the ownership of multiple firearms
basically a law that states you have a right to defend yourself

i have the right to buy firearms because the 1st amendment allows it.

by rocky road monster January 12, 2015

2nd Amendment

The right of militia. But nobody cares about that, It's all about the right to keep and bear arms.

Guy #1 - I have a 2nd amendment.

Guy #2 - Yes

by Yes Man Jr December 10, 2020