Alan

ALAN IS SO HOT HE IS A CURLY HEAD MAN ALL THE GIRLS WANT HIM HE HAS A HUGE PENIS THAT LOADS OF CUM GET OFF OF HIM PLS DATE HIM

ALAN THE MAN

by alaniscute May 19, 2022

Alan

A skilled sexy boy. he is very smart and handsome and very attractive. he has alot of friends and can master anything he puts his mind to. he seems to have superhuman abilities and is kind too. he can solve any of your problems and you are lucky to meet an Alan.

Oh Alan is so hot

by ygi, ig June 3, 2022

alan

Alan. my crush. I'd suck his dick in an instant. he's the hottest and greatest person to exist

"Alan. my nigga. quite literally my nigga I'm gonna marry him"

by bigblasiantiddies June 9, 2022

alan

The prettiest most amazing person in the entire world like so amazing it's unreal

For example omg do you see that guy over there!? He's so pretty!

Oh yeah that must be Alan

by 🫶🏻🫶🏻 June 21, 2022

Alan

A mexican man who has sex with a white man

"Have you heard about Jorge"

"Yeah, I heard he's an Alan now"

by Mister Charlie July 15, 2022

Alan

Alan is a guy who really likes a certain chocolate cake, but he can't have said chocolate cake because he's an awkward pussy who doesn't know how to talk to girls. He also is a little bit gay and has a best friend named Eli.

Oh, Alan, yeah he totally likes her.

Oh yeah, Alan is such a moody asshole.

by tinnytintin September 21, 2022

Alan

Someone who pisses down your back and calls it rain

Vivian: I’m so sorry. I can’t do this anymore. You’re ugly on the inside and out.
Alan: Don’t piss down my back and call it rain

by Alan_asian July 28, 2022