Hearing Aid

Derogatory term for a Bluetooth earpiece worn by anyone over 40 years old in the sad belief that it makes them look cool. Seen from the opposite side, it makes them look like an old person suffering from semile dementia and talking to themselves.

Middle-aged woman apparently talking to herself in park.
Guy: "What's up with grandma over there?"
Girl: "She's on her hearing aid again to her daughter."

by Uncle Des August 21, 2009

Music aids

When an individual starts to sing, hum or whistle a tune uncontrollably due to being subconsciously influenced by hearing that tune sung, hummed or whistled by another individual or having heard the tune from the t.v. or radio.

In a classroom Mary starts to hum The white stripes' "Seven Nation Army" when she has stopped Billy, who is sitting across the room, continues on the tune unaware that he has just contracted music aids.

Mary may have infected the whole class!

by Haskins December 29, 2009

Payter-aid

Payter-aid is a mix drink of vodka and gatorade. nuff' said.

person 1:Hey want to have some Payter-aid this weekend?
person 2:frick yea!

by Jordan Myers June 4, 2009

AIDS Merchant

(n.) One who, by their very presence, causes undesirable events to occur.

Steve: Hey, can you pass me that Jeffrey, Emerstov?

Emerstov: Yeah, here you go (drops the Jeffrey)

Steve: Dude, you're such an AIDS Merchant

by Rohaids von Not a team player February 21, 2011

Gutter AIDS

The worst kind of AIDS. Often acquired from banging gutter sluts, and or dirty dwellings.

Dude 1: “If you don’t clean this kitchen we’re all going to get Gutter AIDS!”
Dude2: “Gutter AIDS aren’t real!”
Dude 1: “You bang that high school gutter slut you brought over here, then tell me it’s not real!”

by oncrack87 May 9, 2011

Fool-Aid

when one subscribes to an idiotic set of ideas, and others follow along, agreeing with said stupid ideas, they are drinking the fool-aid

Steve -Did you see Beyonce wearing that devil ring? She is the bride of satan!

Jen (likes status) omg yes!

Mary - looks like Jen is drinking the fool-aid

by deb8735 February 4, 2013

ghetto aid

A fruity drink that usually comes in a cheap small plastic container in the shape of a barrel and is sold for a mere $.25. A bootleg version of Kool Aid.

Marissa was being cheap so she ran to the deli and bought grape ghetto aid.

by Lana January 29, 2004