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after sex phone call

the call that lets you know if the guy you just slept with likes you or not, based on how long he takes to call you after having sex with you, if he calls at all
Mary slept with Bob on Friday night. Mary got the after sex phone call on Saturday afternoon. Bob likes Mary enough to consider her girlfriend potential. Jane slept with Danny on Friday night. Jane got the after sex phone call on Monday night. Danny wants to keep having sex with Jane, but doesn't consider her girlfriend potential. Betty slept with Steve on Friday night. Betty got the after sex phone call from Steve the next Friday afternoon at work. Steve wants to sleep with Betty when he feels like it. Doris slept with Frank on Friday night. Doris never got Frank's after sex phone call and won't. Frank forgot Doris' name as soon as he got her into bed.
by Doris August 14, 2004
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After Effects Photos

When you get home from the gym and your muscles are fully erected so you snap some quick pictures.
Emma sent me a picture of her nips so I sent her an old After Effects Photos
by Gimaf November 17, 2012
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Morning After Shit

The extreme and bulky shitting process that is the result of a long night of heavy drinking.
Dude where have you been all morning?

Man, I was all fucked up last night, I woke up and had to drop the Morning After Shit. It was seriously like a one footer. I feel so much better.
by Creativenate88 May 25, 2009
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Afton

A girl who is nearly perfect in every way.
I'm dating a girl who is an Afton.
by Craig Thompson March 24, 2004
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ten after ten

A girl that achieves a rating of a ten only after ten drinks.
Drunkard: You see that little hottie over in the corner?
Friend: Man, you got your beer goggles on. That Behemoth is a ten after ten.
by Bungle270 January 24, 2007
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dog day afternoon

An extremely bad day.

A 1975 Al Pacino classic film about 'Sonny Wortzik' a man who robs a bank to get money to pay for his girlfriend's operation.
John- How was work Mikey?
Mikey- Ah, just another dog day afternoon! The boss had me work till 9 without extra pay!
by Opzezi September 17, 2005
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Afterglow

Her afterglow was immense
by James March 10, 2003
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