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Adult Swim

A show which feels the need to warn viewers of the "mature content" of Family Guy and Futurama, both of which aired prime-time on FOX.
Adult Swim may contain content that parents might not find suitable for children under the age of 14
by RabidWombat June 1, 2004
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Adult Child

Someone who is 25 or older and still shows no interest in joining the real world. Often living at home for little or no rent, these people usually avoid any form of responsibility whatsoever. They also get increasingly resentful as life passes them by and wonder why their friends and family never truly treat them with the respect they believe they deserve for the achievements in life that they haven't actually got.

Often showing exceptional interest in computer games, tabletop games, movies and sci-fi shows. These individuals truly do not want to grow up. They don't realise you can enjoy all of these things in a super geeky fashion while also having a job, a car and possibly a girl/boyfriend. They simply focus all their attention into their hobbies and lose sight of the world around them.

Not bad, or malicious people necessarily. Just due to the way they've been raised, or the way they've dealt with the world. These people are probably going to live at home till they're 50. They often don't manage to settle down with members of the opposite sex for several reasons, usually a combination of poor self-esteem, poor self-management and the fact that they blame everyone else for their less than stellar existence. Most women/men find this highly unattractive and hence the adult child generally stays single either forever or until they finally do something about their situation and change their life. Some adult children occasionally meet other adult children and hook up. The majority of the time, both individuals will be massively obese, both suffer from depression and both stay at home all day while on sickness benefits. (because they're too depressed/lazy/fat to work) Likelyhood of their residence smelling of shit and unwashed clothes is high.

For the rest that never change and wish things will change without them putting the effort in. They will remain the same - they are truly lost.
"Wow, I wish Gary would come out but he never has any money because he spends his whole months income on Dungeons and Dragons books and Xbox games." He is an adult child.

"I wish I could learn to drive but I just can't afford lessons or manage the responsibility of driving. Ooo, what's that? Collectors edition of World of Warcraft for £70? I MUST BUY IT!"
by TheManWhoKnows February 27, 2009
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Adulthood

2008 sequel to Kidulthood, starring Noel Clarke as the main character.

Follows Sam Peel's release from prison with several flashbacks to when he was in jail. Basically he gets attacked by the person he killed friends, and he has to escape their revenge. If you want the whole story which I'm too lazy to type, do what everyone else does: either watch the movie, or look it up.
Dude1: Whats the sequel to Kidulthood?

Dude2: Adulthood you commie! Can't believe you forgot that!
by Jeet0411 June 2, 2010
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adult finder

A bunch of female / man whores posting there pictures on the net trying to get some cause they can't get it any other way.
Dude: "Check out this chick on adult finder! I thinking about messaging her."

Other Dude; "Dude man come on... All the women on there are just a bunch of nasty whores wanting to give some crabs."
by Quentin_B. March 31, 2007
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adulter

Someone who is more maturer then the average adult and better looking
You need to grow the f**k up and start acting more Adulter.
by Mike&Bella June 20, 2015
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Adult Slurpee

A tasty alcoholic mixed drink enjoyed by many thanks to your local 7-11 and Lisa. Reason for founding ASC (Adult Slurpee Crew-a PKD Native).
Rush into your local 7-11 and enjoy the new Dragon Fruit slurpee with a touch (a few shots) of vodka, mix with cool colored straw-and enjoy your first of many ADULT SLURPEES.
by Lisa B from the PkD December 9, 2008
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adult learner

Members of a college class who are far older than the rest of the students.
These old-enough-to-be-your-parents aged classmates typically sit in the front of the class, arrive drastically early with noisome big-gulp sized iced coffees and tend to ask belaboring and basic questions.
Due to mass layoffs and a degree-demanding job market, these masses of Baby Boomers opt to return to college, starting from scratch alongside twenty-somethings.
todd: man, who was that guy in our class making corny jokes and telling us to never get married?
frank: that is your typical adult learner right there
by thomas piiiinchen October 30, 2013
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