Maori Shower

When you spray yourself all over with spray-on deodorant as a substitute for having a shower. The maoriness of the maori shower will double if you do it in the supermarket using one of the cans on the shelves and then put it back without paying for it once you're done.

Person 1: "Ohhhhhhh g the water got turned off but all good I'll just crank out a maori shower"

Person 2: "You disgust me"

by bohatamahatama May 5, 2009

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Shower Beer

The most delightful beer in the world. Can be anything from Pabst to Guiness, but must be consumed within the shower and while the shower is on.

I woke up with a mad hangover this morning, but after that shower beer I have a nice buzz on.

by hauckanizer March 15, 2008

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shower of cunts

a harmless banter said by the flawless, Niall Horan, meaning a group of annoying persons.

this phrase caused Niall to apologize (via Twitter) even though Gods do not have to apologize for anything.

annoying fans: omg Niall omg I love you omg bro tanks omg lucky charms omg Ireland omg crocs

Niall 'the boss' Horan: get away from me, ya shower of cunts I don't need this I'm fabulous.

by niall's-cunttt July 8, 2012

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courtesy shower

A shower you take for the sake of the person you are about to have sex with.

"My ass was raw so I took a courtesy shower before heading to her place"

by guey January 17, 2009

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Ass Shower

The best kind of shower; although this phrase means literally 'to shower one's own ass', it is often used as a derogatory.

Joe was low on soap, so he decided that he could only afford to take an ass shower.

Yo bitch ass cracka, best bend over cuz you about to get ass showered.

by PiePatrol November 10, 2010

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