Cummy Johnson

After you pull out, you cum in your hand and slap her across the face.

I gave Rebecca that cummy Johnson last night.

by DonniesGrapes January 26, 2018

jimmy johnson

the act of taking a shit on a person's chest and then licking it for sexual pleasure

john: yo man me and this baddie did a jimmy johnson last night
stan: ah sick bro thats wicked

by jamarious quangle dangle June 03, 2022

Johnson Pack

When you open a pack on Rainbow Six Siege with your penis

"Bro I pulled a johnson pack black ice yesterday"

by OneFool December 22, 2022

Johnson Gate

The furthest-out gate on an airline terminal, especially when you have a tight connecting flight...like 12 minutes to get from F33 to A17. When you've run from one gate to another you had better check to see if you left your johnson back on the earlier flight.

Fuck, I'm going to have to do the cardiac dash between johnson gates.

by RealTailDragger November 08, 2010

Benjamin Johnson

Benjamin Johnson is an actual god. Do not argue or attempt to reason with Benjamin Johnsons- they will destroy you in 0.003 nanoseconds.

If you mess with a Benjamin Johnson, your sphincter will be blown out of your body and it will be throbbing on the floor.

by 3XsInHisName,2OnHisEyes March 08, 2019

Fuckboy Johnson

This biggest douchebag on the face of the world.

Fuckboy Johnson: "Dude I can bench like 3543533532643634574574563454 pounds bro, fight me."

Bob: "Shut the hell up, Fuckboy Johnson."

by OneKillWonder February 13, 2016

johnson lover

One who expresses love towards male genitalia

The workers found out their boss was a johnson lover the other day.

by bolt06 February 11, 2016