mason johnson

Mason johnson a kinda man who smart hard working loves his women and has a huge dick

Give it to me mason johnson

by Someone somthing May 19, 2018

Johnson Pack

When you open a pack on Rainbow Six Siege with your penis

"Bro I pulled a johnson pack black ice yesterday"

by OneFool December 22, 2022

Johnson Stones

Your balls are called Johnson Stones. Stones(balls) that belong to the Johnson(dick)

Dude! You just kicked him in the Johnson Stones!!!

by ZachJack September 7, 2009

Fuckboy Johnson

This biggest douchebag on the face of the world.

Fuckboy Johnson: "Dude I can bench like 3543533532643634574574563454 pounds bro, fight me."

Bob: "Shut the hell up, Fuckboy Johnson."

by OneKillWonder September 18, 2016

Hannah Johnson

A girl who must be protected at all costs because she is a fitty

Adele loved Hannah Johnson.

by Chumlee Johnson November 7, 2023

Alfie Johnson

An Alfie Johnson is a breed of alien that invades earth once every 23 milliseconds to steal a Big Mac Burger from a starving African child.

The Alfie Johnson breed has become very rare and are almost extinct due to 12 Year old kids accidentally raping them thinking that they are, in fact, 3"1 BBW Dead Nan's. There are thought to be less than 10 left in existence.

Fuck You Man, Why are you acting like an Alfie Johnson.... I need that Burger to survive!

by Sergeant Gay-ming August 11, 2017

Marlton Johnson

A God among three other people. No one has as much swag as the engineer of destiny.

Dayum. Marlton Johnson is sassy.

by Hester shaw August 26, 2013