smear the queer

A game, played with a football, taught by all good fathers to their sons and daughters.

I play smear the queer with all my kids.

by Bumkicker Slade April 30, 2005

Queer as Tits

the act of being so awkward you're gay.

GF: Hey babe can i have a quick massage?
BF: No.
GF: You're queer as tits.

by Roman&Spasdiii February 22, 2012

queer tears

A sarcastic term for the identity crisis a straight-identified person has after hooking up with a queer person.

"Yeah she's hot, but I'm not going to hook up with her because I don't wanna deal with her queer tears after."

by assah April 19, 2009

Tomb Queer

Hillbilly term for goth. Any redneck fucktard who thinks wearing kabuki make up and dressing up as one of the Addams family is cool. Like after 1985.

The teenagers in the town used to hangout at the cemetery, unironically dress like extras from the Thriller set and chug beer. Goddamn tomb queers.

by dre.dre December 11, 2010

twat-queer

Originating in the Bay Area, ca; twat-queer is a term for a lesbian. Someone of the female persuasion who is interested sexually in other women.

Jill: I'm thinking about experimenting with women.
John: GOD, you're such a twat-queer!

by anal sleds June 02, 2010

Queer juice

That Crank that used to make those m************ act funny and think it's cool to suck a dick

Hey that guy looks like you smoke too much queer juice

by Natural Harvest June 21, 2018

Rolling Queers

Term used in the 60's through 80's that meant the mugging of gay men. Easy to "roll" and take their wallets.

A buddy of mine in Houston told me he and his friends used to go by a park at night and try to start rolling queers. That shit is fucked up.

by Bassman99 July 10, 2019